Marker makeup

When you're in the psych ward and you only have a washable marker to put on green makeup that makes you look like reverse ICP

I looked like a sexy alien with my marker makeup - Kelsey

by kcsknowsbest February 06, 2022

Cap a marker

When you stick a turd in a girl's vagina and have her write your name on a piece of cardboard.

Hey I need to make a name tag can you cap a marker for me.

by Dat_Boi112 February 01, 2018

historical marker

markers throughout a state

Look theres a historical marker.

by njibhj March 29, 2018

Marker Kid

wtf is a marker kid and why is everyone talking about them

@1insomnia234 tweeted: wtf is a marker kid and why is everyone talking about them

by wtf is a marker kid December 28, 2021

Bee Marker

A bee sting that stays on you forever.

Guy#1: I got a bee marker today.

Guy#2: Unlucky.

by BuddyMaddie April 01, 2022

Marker Wiping

When your wiping after taking a shit and you keep on wiping and it’s never ending and keeps going.

He took an hour because he was marker wiping.

by Poopoopeepeepoopoo February 23, 2021

Marker lightsaber

The thing that every first grader in the world has made. 5-7 markers connected together to form a lightsaber that has a 100% chance to break in the next minute and if it doesn't then you're trying to hard to keep it together.

Jimmy: Look at my marker lightsaber
Luke: That's so cool
*lightsaber breaks into 5 pieces*
Jimmy: *cries*
Luke: *laughs*

by Fish of the stix October 30, 2021