mankeeping

When a woman bears the emotional weight of a heterosexual relationship with little if any return.

Jeez I’m his confidant, therapist- the list just goes on..I’m really mankeeping him.

by Jdogtamed July 8, 2025

Celestial Manatee

a god-like manatee protecting Earth from space with his delicious, chocolate-flavored cum

May the Celestial Manatee bless you with riches and cummies.

by Nekmeat December 4, 2017

Your Manatee

The misheard version of the word humanity often heard in songs.

More money on defence fuck hospitals
Fuck human beings, fuck your manatee.
-Everybody knows shit's fucked
Stephen Paul Taylor

by Czech Matter July 26, 2020

Heavy Manatee

A large fat rich man

I have to make sure I do good tonight or those Heavy Manatees won't donate to our fundraiser

by Lordlordingson May 22, 2024

Clean someone else's manatee

Basically it means stop wasting my fucking time and go bug someone else. An example would be:

Person 1: Hey, hey, hey, hey, what do you think clouds taste like? Like, like cotten candy?

Person 2: God bro don't you got to clean someone else's manatee?

by Larryisalampost July 26, 2021

Flopped the manatee

when someone really messes up/makes a huge mistake

“Wow, he really flopped the manatee when he didn’t stop to ask for directions.”

by wplemony October 22, 2023

Portland Blue Manatee

The act of fucking a fat chick with blue hair and a septum piercing in the ocean.

Paul: Jeff took Meg down to the beach.

Ernie: Oh, the classic Portland Blue Manatee
Paul: Yeah, Jeff likes to felch em'
*Turns on Riding dirty by Chamllionaire*
Ernie: He's one sick motherfucker

by TheBigGrease January 13, 2026