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machine gun 

An automatic (rapidfire) weapon first developed in the late 19th century. The recoil from the first bullet fired resets the mechanism to fire again. The next bullet is pushed into the barrel from the magazine - either by gravity (as in early weapons) or a tensed spring. Revolutionised warfare by making it notoriously easy to mow down large numbers of attacking infantry at decent range, was very handy when conquering spear-armed peoples. Went on to a much longer and bloodier history as the design was refined.

Comes in a variety of calibres, weights and rates of fire, from sub-machine guns (use pistol bullets to reduce size and weight) to light machine guns (use assault rifle bullets for compatability and to reduce size and weight) and heavy machine guns (sheer firepower, no compromises).

SMGs and LMGs are meant to be carried. Anything larger, and you're doing a Rambo.
The M2 machine gun, the original and the best. Used by the US from WWII right through to now. Ever wondered why the MGs on the top of Sherman and Abrams tanks look so similar? They're M2s.
machine gun by MAI742 October 24, 2009

Machine Gunning 

Putting your index finger in someones anus

while keeping your thumb up and your other fingers retracted, thus acting as if your hand were a gun, while moving your finger back and forth fast and making machine gun sounds.
You would'nt believe how much this girl enjoys me machine gunning her asshole!
Machine Gunning by DVESenS July 13, 2012

Machine gun kelly

It's where the Male takes pop rocks puts them in his mouth and shots them like a machine gun into his girls vagina
Fred machine gun Kelly kimmie last night. Strawberry was the flavor
Machine gun kelly by BThomsen December 20, 2020

machine language 

The lowest level of programming language known in computer science. Rarely used due to its intense complexity and incredibly vast array of instructions available. The basemost language understood by most computers and CPU's. Only computer programming gods know this intense language.

Wanna learn machine language? You better study computer mathematics and CPU/Memory architecture first.
6 5 5 5 5 6 bits
op | rs | rt | rd |shamt| funct R-type
op | rs | rt | address/immediate I-type
op | target address J-type

machine language is cruel, but the ultimate weapon when developing software.
machine language by Rale May 12, 2008

Machine Gun Kelly

A white rapper from Cleveland who taught he had a chance to win over Marshall. He was also known for being a stan until he became a hater. Also known as MGK (sometimes known as Machine Gone Kelly / Marshall Gonna Killme)
boy1: do you listen to Machine gun kelly?
boy2: who?
boy1: mgk.
boy2: who?
boy1: the white boy who dissed eminem.
boy2: oh yeah.. yeah it was okay, a lil bit corny
Machine Gun Kelly by mollyanne00 November 25, 2018

Machine Queer

Someone who always presses the "try me" buttons on toys and novelties at Wal-Mart and other such stores.
Dude, put down the Tickle Me Elmo, you're such a machine queer.
Machine Queer by Thing105 August 1, 2009