logic error

The cause of any unexpected and undesired outcome. Usually attributable to a fundamental lack of understanding of the underlying situation. Most logic errors are minor logic errors.

If I jam a fork into this electrical outlet, money will come out.

by aero March 14, 2003

Wesamian Logic

Invented in 2016, Wesamian Logic takes advantage of stupidity and applies it in a positive sense to allow for conversations that ironically, contain no logic.

Wesam: "Get me an empty cup while you're at Starbucks"
Other: "I can't, its 25 cents and I'm broke"
Wesam: "Just play some sick 50 cent beats, and they'll give you two cups"
Other: "Wow, why doesn't the rest of the world apply Wesamian Logic?"

by FuckRubesh November 23, 2016

Logical Friday

Any day of the week, besides Friday, that is the last day of your work week due to scheduling, vacations, days off etc.

William: Dude, why are you wearing jeans to work today today, it isn't casual Friday, it's Wednesday.
Jack: Nah, it's logical Friday, I am outta here Thursday and Friday this week. TGILF!!

by Jake of Clubs June 5, 2010

uk logic

The kind of shite the UK makes up to excuse why they're so bad at Eurovision.
Examples of UK Logic include, but are not limited to, bloc voting/neighbour voting, blaming Brexit, blaming the Iraq War, blaming not being on the Euro, accusing other countries of cheating, and actively discouraging even remotely popular British artists from competing by saying the contest is "career suicide"

No disrespect to Terry Wogan like, but man he was full of UK Logic

by Kotikotikotik April 16, 2019

Bagwale logic

A proposed course of action that defies all logic, conventional or unconventional, and in the end only succeeds in infuriating those who listen to it

Dropping prices from $12 to $11.5 to counter a competitor's offering of $6 for the same product is such Bagwale logic

by TheBizStudent July 30, 2019

Retard Logic

Something that makes so little sense that only a retard could possibly come up with it

Example) Apples are red, and lemons are yellow, so would an apple and a lemon mix make orange juice?
Sentence: Bruh this nigga usin retard logic

by TheRealistBullshit April 21, 2020

quito logic

A series of circumstances that do not follow the logic of science in any way, shape, or form.

Correcting someone about what you were wearing at an event in which you stated you were not at is quito logic

by quito logic May 12, 2014