lemonade

A euphemism for alcohol, particularly whiskey, at the office.

It's Friday afternoon, who wants some lemonade?!

by somereporter February 2, 2017

Lemonade Stand Girl

Another way to say that someone's girlfriend is way younger than him/her. Often used in a jealous rage.

"So, if the two of them are out on a date, who's operating her lemonade stand?"

by LynZ Mullin-Malakian May 7, 2004

Strawberry Lemonade

When a girl is on her period, her strawberry lemonade is the mixture of piss and period blood

I just got five dollars for drinking my sister's strawberry lemonade.

by Nolan Scracthmapole March 29, 2010

When life gives you assholes...you make lemonade

Life rarely gives you lemons but assholes are given aplenty. So this would be the more accurate version of the old saying.

A: That was really classy how you solved that argument with your boss.

B: Yep I had to, I had to be the bigger person you know despite ogf him being an asshole. You know "When life gives you assholes...you make lemonade"

by Cont78 March 29, 2010

lemon face

Term used to describe a middle-aged single woman, usually employed in a dead-end civil servant job. The lemon face has horrible people skills, is angry at the world, and with her life. She is the one who sits in her cubicle with a perpetual sour-puss look on her face. Lemon faces are typically employed by their respective civil service to be customer service reps.

I waited for 2 hours to renew my drivers licence but when I finally reached the counter, the lemon faced customer service rep told me I didn't have the right documents. Then she said "sucks to be you"

by Wordy McWorderson August 12, 2011

Secret Lemonade Drinker

A person who on the outside appears normal and acts normal. But in secret is a class A (Heroin / Crack / Meth etc) drug addict. The phrase comes from the R. Whites Lemonade television advertisment song of the 1970s / 80s as seen on British Television. In the advert a man is seen creeping downstairs at night in his pyjamas to drink lemonade from the fridge. Surprisingly there are quite a lot of Secret Lemonade Drinkers who are pillars of the community and occupy respectable professions - Doctors, Solicitors, Judges, Police Inspectors etc.

Yeah, did you hear about whats-his-name, apparently he is a "Secret Lemonade Drinker"! You wouldnt believe it of a vicar would you?

by Johnny Parrish August 23, 2011

Polish Lemonade Stand

When four men go into a small shower at the same time and urinate on each other.

Once they were in the hotel room, the four lumberjacks headed for the bathroom to set up the Polish Lemonade Stand.

We told everyone we had a Polish Lemonade Stand last night and they all looked at us with adoration.

Yo, that Polish Lemonade Stand was crunk. I barely had room to stand in there.

by DubSizzle April 26, 2004