straidy lady

A heterosexual female; a strait female; a non-gay female.

The woman in the rear who keeps yawning at my jokes must be a "straidy lady"! When she bought her ticket, she must not have known that I'm a lesbIan comedian! Wake Up!!! (LOL!)

by talk2me-JCH2 March 26, 2021

Lady ann

Some weird cat keeps calling me lady ann. He won’t stop asking for feet pics

Simp cat: Lady ann!!~
Blond guy: lmao simp

by Thefunnygoldenwarden April 24, 2023

Cock Lady

A portly, elderly woman of Eastern European descent. Due to her strong accent will mispronounce Coke, with Cock. Prominently recognised by her long, black hair and whiskers. Always accompanied by her two annoying grandchildren. Often sighted at McDonalds, Sobeys, and Tim Hortons.

"Hi there, how can I help you?"

"Be Quiet! (to grandchildren) Ah yes, let me please have..."

"Oh Fuck, the Cock Lady again!"

"I need a large cock."

by mcbitty boppers July 18, 2009

Lady Pillows

Big or small breast, that are comfortable to lay on.

Not always firm, but very comfy.

another way of talking about breast in front of children:

"I like your lady pillows"

"You have nice Lady pillows and BBN's(Baby bottle Nips)".

by Jeg Gee June 4, 2010

The Lady Payne

Fucking the fat rolls of a dead pig, and dipping the blood soaked dick in a bowl of maggots.

I was told that pharix enjoys doing The Lady Payne

by Gringer McCoffeCoal November 25, 2019

lady-butt

Term to describe a man's rear end that looks curiously like a woman's backside.

"Dude, I saw Ted on the slopes today and, from behind, I thought he was your sister!"

"Oh, yeah, Ted's got total lady-butt."

by Anna LeStache February 22, 2010

i ladies

Plural for i lady. Used as a joke.

Hey jim you heard about e girls but have you heard about I ladies?

No what's An I lady?
I ladies balls in your mouth

by Smoke Drinks 1420 August 24, 2021