LankyBox Kitchen

The most rubbish food you'll ever eat. Made by the unfunniest wankers you will ever see… LANKYBOX. Also known as: Adam, Justin, Foxy and Boxy.

It’s basically like MrBeast's burger but worse. It looks exactly like school lunch.

Lists of food they sell right now at LankyBox kitchen:
Canned foods
Frozen foods
School lunches
TV dinners
Trash
Garbage
Rubbish
British food

Only sells in America right now. Such wankers.

TL;DR Adam and Justin sound like they gave their ancestors a rim job.

Person 1: Did you try the fucking disgusting meals from LankyBox kitchen?

Person 2: Yeah, it tastes like naff.

Person 3: Yes! They are my favourite foods. MrBeast burgers who? LankyBox kitchen is where it’s at.

Person 1 and 2: You need to die, you little shit.

by gigachad January 16, 2023

Empty Kitchen

What female car salespeople are called behind their backs by sales managers. It implies that they are neglecting their domestic kitchen duties by taking a man's job.

"I heard the used car department just hired another empty kitchen. Why do they waste their time?"

by St. Jerome December 9, 2008

Gourmet kitchen

An abstract term used by Realtors to add appeal to listings. Theoretically, it refers to a higher-end kitchen, but it has become used so loosely, that there are no clear defining factors that separate a 'gourmet kitchen' from a 'kitchen.'

Remodeled gourmet kitchen with custom white cabinets and black granite countertops. New appliances, plenty of cupboards and drawer space. Hardwood floors downstairs. 3 bedrooms upstairs with full bath remodeled with granite counters. Plenty of built ins for storage and linens and such.

by tckrtckr June 1, 2007

Kitchen Crawler

Individuals, often of the rather portly variety, who hunker down and set up shop in multi-resident common area Kitchens to engage in extensive study and partake in incessant culinary practice.

Bro, those Kitchen Crawlers never leave the Kitchen, it's like they live there.

by max imumcapacity120 September 27, 2023

disco kitchen

A converted regular kitchen, where bombs are dropped on four decks on any given Saturday night.

I was over at Shaneo's disco kitchen and shit was getting real

by brushoom September 20, 2015

Kitchen Asshole

A "person" who offers to pick up a beverage or snack from the kitchen while they are in there and then conveniently forgets to bring it back to you.

I guess I'll go get a soda, looks like Kitchen Asshole strikes again.

by Factotem1 December 9, 2016

Bed Kitchen

A bed that is stimulatiously used to sleep and also eat in. With half the the bed for sleeping and the other half filled with food stuffs.

"Honey, I was wondering if it was okay if we stayed in tonight, and watched Smallville in my bed kitchen".

by Violetrose1984 July 23, 2010