cooter ketchup

Vaginal blood.

Oh no! Third week in the month Mary's cooter ketchup is sure to spill and ruin everyone's vacation!!

by AZ August 26, 2003

Ketchup drool

The thin nasty liquid that drips from the ketchup bottle before the thick sauce reaches the opening

Don't pour the ketchup bottle over your fries until all the ketchup drool has cleared.

by Ruzi May 27, 2015

pickle in the ketchup

When engaging in sexual intercourse (hetrosexual) when the woman is on her period

AKA, dogging your lady when aunt flo is in town

Pulling out the tampon and proceeding with sexual intercourse, when done pull out and voila a pickle in the ketchup

by Whitie Bear September 18, 2006

Ketchup Packet

When your girl is on her period and you squeeze her so blood comes out her vagina.

My girl is on her period so I squeezed her and called her my ketchup packet.

by MEMEBIGBIGBOY October 8, 2017

Himalayan Ketchup

Semen

Gosha can chug 266.4 mL worth of Himalayan ketchup.

by A Rad Lad October 6, 2017

Ketchup Memory

A memory about something you think is insignificant in the moment like having the perfect ratio of ketchup to fries, but it turns out to be something unforgettable in your life; The little memories that matter.

"I've forgotten so many things that I thought were important during my college career, but I will always remember that one time I had a perfect ketchup to fries ratio. So that's my ketchup memory"

"It hasn't hit me yet that I'm graduating, but eventually all of the Ketchup is going to spill and I'm going to cry"

by TheHottestMonthIsApril April 29, 2015

Ketchup Ranking

Ketchup Ranking is a system used to determine how efficiently the space in a fridge is being used.Typically employed in student housing. A Ketchup Ranking is determined by the number of ketchup bottles present in a fridge, compared to the number of people using said fridge. If there is only one bottle of ketchup, space is being used optimally. If there are 4 bottles of ketchup, and 4 people, that is a failing Ketchup Ranking. Thus the number of ketchup bottles determines the Ketchup Ranking.

Dude, there are 6 bottles of Ketchup in here, two are nearly empty, and there are only 3 of us living here... We need to throw a potluck or boil some hotdogs because our Ketchup Ranking is through the roof!

by WookieSoup April 28, 2011