kathryn

A beautiful girl who is also very moody and a bum but she will care about you until you eat her pretzels.

don't eat a nice girls pretzels she's a kathryn

by potato.puzzle piece.ladybug April 15, 2022

Work with Kathryn Hahn

Slang co-opted by queer women to indicate that one desires to engage in lesbian activities.

(inspired by actress and lesbian magnet Kathryn Hahn, who together with Aubrey Plaza gave us the first lesbian kiss in the MCU)

"I didn't really care about Marvel, I just wanted to work with Kathryn Hahn"

"This girl invited me over tonight, I think she wants to work with Kathryn Hahn"

"Do you listen to girl in red and would you like to work with Kathryn Hahn?"

by idontknowwhatidontknow November 7, 2024

Kathryn

An absolute loser and a horrible friend. A pick me and a rly annoying person. Everyone wants to yell her and throw her out the window.

Kathryn: hi I’m kathr-
Literally anyone: stfu get away from me

by NobodyAtAll69 January 15, 2022

Kathryn Wojik

A very beautiful girl who will always be there when you need her. She is usually very funny and can make you laugh till your butt drops. She is alsp very kind. But just dont forget...she can be like...REALLY stupid.

Human 1: Hey, dude, look at the new girl

Human 2: Yeah, her name is Kathryn Wojik

Human 1: Wow, shes like really pretty

Human 2: Don't let her looks fool you... I hear shes kinda wierd

Human 1: Nah, how could somthing that be wie- OH MY GOD, IS SHE, IS SHE FARTING ON THE TABLE ---NO NO, SHES POOPING ON THE LUNCH LADY WHILE SNORTING COCAINE!!!!!

Human 1: You were wrong man...she not wierd shes, shes---

Human 2: The wierdest creature that ever lived

Some random human: EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

*total caos behind human 1 and human 2*

Human 1: No man.....shes the most beautiful thing that ever lived

Human 2: Ummm.....

*Human 1 walks up to Kathryn Wojik*

Kathryn Wojik: *makes wierd gorilla shrieking noise while on all fours*

* Kathryn Wojik sniffs Human 1s ear*

Human 1: *smirks * Shes the one...dads gonna love her...weve been looking for something like her for years...

*Human 1 calls dad*

Human 1: Dad your never gonna believe it but i found the one...we can finally start out test ...muaaaahhhhhh

The end

by Sgsislife March 14, 2018

Kathryn wylie

Someone who sees you and acts like they don't. They act hungover when in reality they just have social anxiety. Don't participate in class assignments but somehow end up with a good grade. ;)

Did you know Kathryn Wylie was in our class??
Yea I sat next to her and she acted like she didn't see me

by Wa12930248 September 18, 2018

kathryn shank

the biggest bitch you’ll ever know

“You know that girl in math class, yeah she’s a total kathryn shank”

by Aspen188399 September 8, 2020

kathryn

kathryn is a naughty gal. she is if stanley was placed in the body of a tiny french girl. she is quite the silly goofy dirty little squirt. she actually is the grandmuncher of brooklyn. she is large supporter of joe smith and freedom of speech for horses in the military. she is quite the little lady. she is almost 67 years old and a huge fan of jim class. kathryn.

person 1: have you heard about kathryn's latest shenanigans?
person 2: yes! she sure is a wild lady.

by williambowery February 21, 2023