The Jed Clampit

When a guy is giving oral sex and his nose is against her ass and she suddenly squeezes her cheeks and oinches his shut.

He was eating her p##sy and his nose was rubbing her @ss, when suddenly she squeezed her cheeks and pinched his nose shut! She gave him The Jed Clampit!

by NABICUS MAXIMUS November 03, 2022

Jed Scott

A very weird kid that you should stay away from, he will run up to you and finger you until you ejaculate from your anus!

There was this one time a Jed Scott ran up to me and physically raped to me to point to where I liked it...

by Succ Nasty March 29, 2018

tennessee jed

A dirty hippie from a rural area in the southern United States, typically of low intelligence.

Did you hear that Tennessee Jed talk? He sounded like the village idiot of Starksville.

by Gravy McWavy November 07, 2022

Jed Johan

You're a very red flag guy. But I don't why I'm simping about you. Because you came accidentally in my life and you gave my heart full of love. I love you baby. I miss you mahal. But I need to let you go this time. You're a blessing but not my answered prayer.

Jed johan is a caring person.

by Your baby mahal renalyn October 20, 2021

jed crow

oh god
he's so fucking powerful
holy shit
holy shit
so powerful
help
fuck
fuck shit
j-jed
crow...
fuck..

godfather of big lion, jed crow

by sqwacko December 19, 2019

Jed

Jed plays fortnite like alll jeds .jed stands for just.eat.dick jed has some hair and lots of hoes he is a smart one some times. If u give him ass he will eat it in one bite

I know someone called jed

by Dimond finger36626 September 05, 2019

Jed

Will be the most the annoying person who will constantly interrupt and act like everyone thinks he’s cool

Jed would you please leave me alone you are starting to annoying.

by OiWhyHelloThere March 20, 2019