Time-jedi

1. When someone makes a completely random guess at the time (i.e. 5:24) , looks at their watch, and it is that time.

2. When someone predicts when something will happen (i.e. in 7 seconds), and it happens exactly then.

Jill: What time is it? I'm getting hungry.
Bob: I don't know, like 5:24?
Bob: *looks at clock* Oh CRAP, I'm a time-jedi
Jill: *orgasms*

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Bob: I think we should proceed to have consensual sex in the missionary position.
Jill: Pfft, alright, but you're only going to last like 7 seconds.
**7 seconds later**
Bob: *orgasms*
Jill: TIME-JEDI BAYBEEE

by Bleaghs March 27, 2010

Jedi Council

TheForce.Net's message boards.

TF.N Jedi Council Message Boards

by SkyWookiee September 24, 2004

american Jedi

an elite class of an all around amazing men

don't worry he's a fucking american Jedi, it's all good

by jim carey February 3, 2010

Jedi

Soldat clan oftenly hiring n00bs but has a couple vets ;)

Soldier:Did you go to that clan Jedi Server?
Soldier(2):yeah i lagd- is that how it's spelled?
Soldier:i wun
Soldier(2):good jaub, how poeple wase there?
Soldeier:about...i dunno i dunno how 2 see players....
BObo D. HObo:it is /mercy
Soldier:can i join yer clan?
Soldier(2):Me 3?!
BObo D. HObo: Hail no!
Soldier:^hey Soldier (2) lets find a Jedi neow0b and ask tehm!
Soldier(2):^0kay
BObo D. HObo:i'm on yer team...

by BObo D. HObo April 28, 2004

return of the jedi

The sixth, and "last", episode of the Star Wars saga. The film in which Luke confronts his father, we see the Emperor face-to-face, and we meet those cuddly little bastards, the Ewoks.

Sorry Wicket, but Jar Jar Binks has taken your title as the most hated creature in the galaxy.

by bigtones September 19, 2004

Dark Jedi

It is a jedi that has turned to the dark side before or after the completion of his jedi-training. He can actually never become a true sith-lord.

Darth Vader Is a dark jedi, not a sith.

by Patrik August 1, 2004

The return of the jedi

Means when you come back home after having sexual intercourse with a girl that could be physically associated with the lineage of chewbacca. Meaning very unattractive.

"Hey dude. Did you meet Brad after the party last night?"
"Yeah. This jackass came home proud after getting laid and wanted a high-five."
"Really?"
"No way I would high-five him. He did the return of the jedi!"

by Just1nSw7 August 13, 2018