i will bowl you

I will beat you up

"I will bowl you under the table"

by Julic June 14, 2017

I will not be making a purchase

When you’re not gonna @ someone. Avoiding conflict, or simply avoiding something.

Kylie: “ I ate cereal with milk and it changed my life”

Fred: “I will not be making a purchase”

by Dog-Anesthesiologist September 21, 2018

I WILL DDOS YOUR DISCORD ACCOUNT

A copypasta made by a discord user which wanted to scare other users.

Erick: I HATE YOU!
Rob: FRICK OFF! I WILL DDOS YOUR DISCORD ACCOUNT!

by vaperion March 25, 2019

I will do for you

Love

I will do for you

by 5ft January 4, 2020

I will dumpster dive in your moms mouth!

When some ones mom is so nasty, that putting your dick in her mouth would be like getting into a dumpster.

If you don't shut up, I will dumpster dive in your moms mouth!

by Cross thread tech January 29, 2020

I Will REVOLT!

What you say to someone when they're trying to force you to do something. Most of the time used as a joke, but one can say it seriously if they see it fit.

Person 1: You are now my slave nyehehe—
Person 2: I will REVOLT!

by DARK.EXE December 4, 2020

I will smoke ya til im dying

Means that someone legit are going to smoke you until he/she are dying

"Hey Haley, i will smoke ya til im dying"
Haley "sure, i can 19:00"

by Kinse Wu December 8, 2020