Hamburger Helper Handjob

The process of filling a white glove with warm meat, cheese and noodles then proceeding to insert your hand to then give someone a handjob.

Person 1: I heard Bonnie gave Kevin a Hamburger Helper Handjob last Monday.
Person 2: That shit is wild, they couldn't even wait till a Tuesday!

Person 3: I'm so horny, I think I'm gonna give myself a Hamburger Helper Handjob tonight.
Person 4: That's disgusting bro why the fuck would you say that to me.

by familyguyfan2008 April 21, 2023

helper burn

When you are getting burned so bad by your friends, another friend steps in to save your ass because you are not man enough to handle it by yourself.

I was so upset that my crew was making memes about me, that Keith had to make a helper burn meme before I started to cry! I wish I was a real man!

- Anthony Navarro

by RA_GOD April 23, 2016

helperous

It means when you are a calm person and help a lot of people so your very calm unlike some people when they get really mad and stressed out sometimes

Today I helped a person and she/he told me I was helperous.

by hxhxhbx March 13, 2022

hobbit helper

A one to two foot ladder to assist on reaching objects to high for a vertically challenged individual.

Can I use the hobbit helper to reach the cupboard because I'm to short

by Gabecali1488 November 16, 2023

Helper-fry

The pointy, clean french fry used to relinquish the other fries trapped under the mound of ketchup.

Person 1: "Dude. there are still fries under the ketchup."
Person 2: "Use a Helper-fry!"

by Matt and Joe July 13, 2008

Scottish Helper

Standing across from another man facing each other with your penises side by side, and jerk both of them with one hand.

Brad: “Hey Alex, are you ready to have sex?”
Alex: “Only if we start with a Scottish Helper!”

by Jellyfish beans February 07, 2025

daddys little helper

the helper that helps daddy

my mom is daddys little helper

by koreanpopstartrishy6969 May 31, 2021