hobbit helper

A one to two foot ladder to assist on reaching objects to high for a vertically challenged individual.
Can I use the hobbit helper to reach the cupboard because I'm to short
by Gabecali1488 November 16, 2023
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Hamburger Helper Handjob

The process of filling a white glove with warm meat, cheese and noodles then proceeding to insert your hand to then give someone a handjob.
Person 1: I heard Bonnie gave Kevin a Hamburger Helper Handjob last Monday.
Person 2: That shit is wild, they couldn't even wait till a Tuesday!

Person 3: I'm so horny, I think I'm gonna give myself a Hamburger Helper Handjob tonight.
Person 4: That's disgusting bro why the fuck would you say that to me.
by familyguyfan2008 April 21, 2023
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helper burn

When you are getting burned so bad by your friends, another friend steps in to save your ass because you are not man enough to handle it by yourself.
I was so upset that my crew was making memes about me, that Keith had to make a helper burn meme before I started to cry! I wish I was a real man!

- Anthony Navarro
by RA_GOD April 23, 2016
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montana helper

a shit filled pot with hamburger much like hamburger helper
Your mom ate the montana helper i made last night
by Nosh118 August 15, 2011
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kojak's helper

i was playing with kojak's wee helper last night
by Clive October 08, 2003
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hive helper

Always tries to help others and holds a very positive attitude usually in the goal of one day becoming a helper.
Hey its a aspiring hive helper!!
by itzya May 24, 2021
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Ghetto hamburger helper

A better tasting hamburger helper made with boxed Mac and cheese, hamburger, and spices (salt, pepper, garlic, onion, bell peppers, and Goya seasoning)
Person a- what do u want to eat?
Person b- ... hamburger helper?
Person a- eeewww you eat that fake beef flavored crap? Nope we're eating ghetto hamburger helper. Tastes better and it's cheeper the original.
by narutoyaoi2000 November 03, 2021
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