Heavy Bessies 

Fat girl boobs that when left unsupported, the nipples point to the ground as if pulled by some polar magnetic force.

Research shows that this most likely to occur in girls who only have boobs because they are fat. Not so often with girls who just have large breasticles.

She really had some heavy bessies. I had to lay on the floor to see them nipz.

Heavy Bessies by Four20AllDay February 5, 2008

Heavy legs 

A word meaning large legs or fat

Look at Isaiah he's got those heavy legs.

Heavy legs by fuckboi4life November 12, 2014

heavy burtation

A monumentally bad screw up.

It comes from the viral video of a Los Angeles news reporter who suffered a "migraine aura" on air after the Grammy's, which caused her to jumble her words.

Well A very very heavy ah heavy burtation tonight.
We had a very darris-- darison... by lets go ahead taris tazing los clivet n have the pet.

heavy burtation by coolbeenz94 March 6, 2011

heavy footed 

A person who clomps around like a fucking elephant

Why can't you concentrate?

Because they keep walking through the office too heavy footed!

heavy footed by lizza08230 January 8, 2016

heavy dick 

The stage of arousal that occurs between complete limpness and rock hard erection. In this stage, the penis is about half engorged and is too soft to stand proud and erect but to hard to be completely flaccid. The elevated blood levels give the penis a lumbering, heavy feel. Ironically, it is possible to either urinate or ejaculate in this stage (see: messy marvin). Also, because the penis still hangs low, its increased size makes this stage ideal for attempting to visually impress or slapping sexual partners.

When my girlfriend got off the pill I had to start wearin' rubbers again. As soon as I reached for one I went from rock hard to heavy dick.

heavy dick by gravity5 February 23, 2007

Heavy Hands

Used to describe someone who punches very hard. You will hear this allot in combat sports like kick boxing or MMA.

Side Note: The bones in your body lay down more and more calcium deposits the more trauma they are exposed to. This makes the bones more dense. The bone just gets stronger and stronger. People who punch for a living very well may actually have 'heavier' hands than a normal person.

Did you see how easily he knocked him out? He must have some heavy hands. I'd hate to have to fight him.

Heavy Hands by NotAnUndercoverCop June 19, 2009

Heavy Cream 

An over-weight Caucasian splurging all over another person.

Last night Sebastian Heavy Creamed all over me

I Heavy Creamed all over Candice last night

Heavy Cream by EmilioIglesias December 2, 2021