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taco grinder

a guy grindin while drunk on a hideous girl in a taco suit and enjoying it, usually on Halloween and also nicknamed "Shotaro," after its creator
Yo did you see that taco grinder last night, yo that girl was a wildebeast
by Proclearing December 17, 2008
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meat grinder

a vagina that's been used and mangled to an extreme.
by hah_ya_crazy_bastard July 23, 2008
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meat grinder

When a guy holds his cock and cranks it like a handle and shits at the same time, making it look like an old fashioned meat grinder, as the shit falls to the ground
Paulie was standing in the locker room and pushed out a nice meat grinder for the boys.
by prtc October 18, 2006
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noti grinder

A person who tends to leave notifications unopened in order to feel special or some shit
ayo did jaheim hit u back?
hell nah that nigga a noti grinder
by dombeenballin April 22, 2021
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Grinder

Noun: Believed to be an otherworldly being or entity by some, and by others to be an incomprehensible force who's nature knows no true form. If I may summon the words of 17th century philosopher, Sir David Tompkins, who's brief definition effectively summarizes this abstract concept: "The Grinder is everything that is." Whatever the case, one thing is for certain: the Grinder and its existence will never be fully understood by mere mortals such as ourselves.

However, much less mystery surrounds the purpose of the Grinder. It is widely accepted that the Grinder's sole function is to select the victims for and to determine the exact date of future Grindings. The Grinder works in mysterious ways, but a Grinding is often awarded to the perpetrator of some evil deed.

The actual act of grinding is performed with ritualistic precision with both efficiency and speed. Henchmen of the grinder must quickly surround he who is to be Grinded and strike him in any manner in the upper body for approximately 20 seconds (headshots are not allowed and may get you Grinded). The Grindee is then released from the Grinder and the act is considered sufficient reparation for the wrongdoing in question.
Travis: Hey, guys! I accidentally kicked the hack into the bush!
David: The Grinder has spoken. To the grinder with him!
(group advances on Travis and consumes him)
Travis: no! noooooooooooooo!
by skeet skeet pete August 7, 2008
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Pennsylvania Meat Grinder

When you take an unexpected shit in your partner's mouth, and before they can spit it out you wrap duct tape around their mouth with little holes in it, so when they do spit it out, it comes out like play-doh. Then you fuck them using the shit patties as a lubricant.
Oh baby, it's been a while since we did the Pennsylvania Meat Grinder.
by Jiggledoes-R-Us March 11, 2010
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Ginner

Take away an “n”, add another “g”, and switch them around. What do you get? I think you know. You can now say this without being racist!
Eenie meenie money moe. Catch a ginner by the toe...
by Beatlesfan18 September 12, 2019
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