Apartheid-era ghetto slang term used by black South Africans to refer to a van, a "Hippo" armored personnel carrier, or other vehicle of the South African National Police (or South African Defense Force) -- most especially in connection with "goombas" used to support white police seizing and terrorizing blacks. Also, often a term used by blacks to refer to the police themselves.
by Listener JWG December 31, 2020

by undergroundhiphoprobot January 5, 2023

1. Eyewear retainers worn by dads, even though they aren’t near deep water or the backcountry (e.g. full-time Croakies)
2. The back strap of one’s sunglasses, used as a chick magnet. (It does not, in fact, attract chicks.)
2. The back strap of one’s sunglasses, used as a chick magnet. (It does not, in fact, attract chicks.)
Hey, Dad! Your goomba strap is a little crooked.
“Hide your woman! That man is wearing a goomba strap!”
“Hide your woman! That man is wearing a goomba strap!”
by Truly Mr. Schmidt is the Best October 4, 2021

Goomba - Psilocybin mushrooms, also referred to as “magic mushrooms” are usually taken for spiritual purposes and to treat mental illness such as bipolar depression. The word entheogen, meaning ("the god within"), the mushrooms are revered as powerful spiritual sacraments that provide access to sacred worlds.
Homie 1: “Aye man, how’s da goomba hittin”.
Homie 2: “This goomba got me seeing and thinking things that cannot be explained with words”.
Homie 2: “This goomba got me seeing and thinking things that cannot be explained with words”.
by Rat420 March 8, 2021

by Golden Inferno February 3, 2018

The Goomba Fallacy refers to a phenomenon in which two groups with contradictory views are perceived as one group that contradicts itself.
This often happens on internet fandoms where due to large amounts of people interacting anonymously, it creates the illusion of people wanting multiple contradictory things at a time when in fact it is the result of disagreements between multiple sub-groups in the fandom.
This often happens on internet fandoms where due to large amounts of people interacting anonymously, it creates the illusion of people wanting multiple contradictory things at a time when in fact it is the result of disagreements between multiple sub-groups in the fandom.
"First fans wanted a larger cast, and now they want a smaller cast, these people don't know what they want!"
"Are you sure it isn't Goomba Fallacy?"
"Are you sure it isn't Goomba Fallacy?"
by Jz1207 July 18, 2024

An absolute shit friend group that ride up on a high horse and think they're so fucking perfect. They call you a lying skank bitch and say you're a manipulative pussy even though they did things wrong too but they're too afraid to admit it.
by 6itch6itch January 23, 2021
