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Hot Lips Gonzalez

That thing when a woman goes to the bathroom after chopping jalapeños, and neglecting to wash her hands-and the resulting “down there” pain. Southern cousin to Hot Lips Houlihan on M.A.S.H.
I was in a hurry, making my famous spicy queso. I went to the bathroom and BAM, Hot Lips Gonzalez in my shorts!
by Fionna Schwab April 23, 2023
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Aidan Gonzalez

NA#1 malder
skinnier then a stick, eats less then one too.
if you want a keyboard warrior just @ him in general
femboy enthusiast
dude 1: Yo have you meet Aidan Gonzalez
dude 2: Yeah I @ him in general and he called me a slur.
by pues no se September 9, 2023
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yaliyah Gonzalez

someone who really care about the person they love and will forever love them some one you can talk to is very kind hearted person and doesn't like to be messed with or do she doesn't care but all she wants in her life is someone who loves her back
by poopy4life July 4, 2023
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password gonzalez

Password Gonzalez is dumb stupid to the bone. He has a pet fish he calls ‘phish’, and a dog named ‘kat’, and cat named ‘god’, his mothers name is draquais and his fathers name is elephant shit, he also has a pet pigeon named ‘calculator’ and a snake named ‘demonte the third’. Password is a real idiot
example 1
John: Het do you talk to password.
Anthony: Gonzalaez?
John: Yea
Anthony: No that guys an absolute idiot. By the way who the hell names their kid ‘Password’

example 2
Bob: Man Toni just fell on some air particles.
Gary: Please don’t be a password gonzalez
by password gonzalez October 21, 2019
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Sofia Gonzalez

the type of girl who won't pass the homework unless you threaten her with her past mistakes and reputation or unless your grandpa is dying or your brother is in the hospital. She is also a very caring person from the first time yall meet, she will give good advice on relationships but won't know any for her own. She has a great body and amazing style with a hilarious sense of humor. She lastly is someone worth keeping around.
Sofia Gonzalez didn't pass me the homework, what a crack whore.
by sharqkuisha October 23, 2019
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Elias Peter Gonzalez

The most amazing person you will ever meet. The cutest, most adorable sweetest guy in the entire world. He cares about everyone so much, and is the most loving person ever. When you meet him you'll be like "Holy moly donut shop! I wanna marry this man RN!!" He's always making sure you know your worth. The second you meet him you'll immediately start simping. He'll give you so much love, and once you meet him, you will forever be content with life. :)
me: omg Elias Peter Gonzalez is just amazing
Everyone else: Ik, he's literally the best, I'm simping so hard.
by ella.is.cool.999 February 8, 2021
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Humberly Gonzalez

#1 captain of the sagelyn ship. gorgeous af. i'd let her run me over with an eighteen wheeler and say thank you.
humberly gonzalez, i'm free anytime if u wanna hang out
by sagelynshoe February 14, 2021
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