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Gonzalez Variety Chode

The inverse of a traditional chose, a dick that is extraordinarily long but with a tiny diameter, resembling a long nerds rope.
"I heard that gayfer Alejandro has a Gonzalez Variety Chode, the unlucky bastard."
by NigletAborter666 October 17, 2013
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Mia Jasmyn Gonzalez

Beautiful smart girl that makes your heart melt. Someone you will go out of the way for no matter what. She a bit crazy but who ain’t. She gives you kisses and just looks so good in black
Mia jasmyn gonzalez is looking fine today
by Mialover42069 February 1, 2023
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Marco Gonzalez ♡

The best boyfriend I've had. Has brown beautiful eyes, amazing hair, i love his body, i love the way he is, i love him in general. I am grateful to have him overall. I love when he tries to make me happy when I'm sad because it shows he cares, I love it when he holds me tight in his arms, i love it when he gives me kisses and tells me he loves me, overall i love everything he does (almost everything) one thing i don't like though is when he says negative things about himself because he doesn't see the way i see him. If you find a guy like mine keep him and work things out with him because it is worth it and I am lucky to have him♡
by Your love♡ November 23, 2021
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Brian Gonzalez

The most loyal and loving guy you’ll meet 🥰 He has a very good heart and will make you laugh at anytime needed. Everyone needs a a Brian Gonzalez in their life.
I love Brian Gonzalez, he’s the best!
by rnbfuntimes July 27, 2022
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Lady Josefina Gonzalez

A New Addition To OUR National Crown. YOU Will Show Her The Great Respect She Has Earned " The Lady Josefina Gonzalez ", Royal Knight, And Dutchess Of Hildago County, TEXAS. Made By KING EDDIE SMITH IV KING Of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA On 05/03/2022 Family Awarded PRIVILEGE RANK 2 First In ALL Lands A Greart Honor Bestowed To My Josefina, She Who " The Lord Increases " My Foundation For OUR "Children".

A Gift To Mankind From YOUR KING.

Lady Josefina Gonzalez, Of Hildago County Was The First Royal Made Of Nationial Crown Made Dutchess Of Hildago County, TEXAS On May 3, 2022 By KING EDDIE KING SMITH IV KING Of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA In Honor Of The Royal Nationial Crown Her Family Lineage Was Awarded PRIVILEGE RANK 2

That Is All.
A New Addition To OUR National Crown. YOU Will Show Her The Great Respect She Has Earned " The Lady Josefina Gonzalez ", Royal Knight, And Dutchess Of Hildago County, TEXAS. Made By KING EDDIE SMITH IV KING Of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA On 05/03/2022 Family Awarded PRIVILEGE RANK 2 First In ALL Lands A Greart Honor Bestowed To My Josefina, She Who " The Lord Increases " My Foundation For OUR "Children".

A Gift To Mankind From YOUR KING.
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Angelica Ramos and Joseph Gonzalez

Two people that was set up by dank to send Joseph to jail for 949 days straight plus another 120 days just because because we hate Angelica and Joseph being too sweet on her so we brag about how no one can prove I did set him by calling the police sounding like a woman when I’m da one man who will not stop living the lie I choose to be
Angelica Ramos and Joseph Gonzalez were set up in away to hate each other we did it
by ha ha ja ja March 12, 2023
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025
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