Alondra Gonzalez

Alondra is the kind of girl that makes the ugliest girl feel beautiful because of how ugly she is.She is the kind of person that makes you cry because of how ugly she is.She is that one annoying girl in your class that no one really like.Her favorite hobby is to bug people that dont like her.

Girl1: (Cry)
girl2: Why are you crying?
Girl1:I just saw Alondra Gonzalez (cry more)

Boy1:Alondra Gonzalez keeps calling me her bestfriend but i dont even like her.
Boy2:Oh my god she does that to me too so annoying. (sad)

by TheHonestOne28 October 30, 2018

Randy Gonzalez

The sexual act of rubbing one's festering, semen- covered feces around the lips of a partner, then giving them a smooch

"Sex last night was craaaazy! Timothy gave me a randy gonzalez, and i've never been wetter!"

by Jag Rew February 11, 2019

Madi Gonzalez

Basically, the best girl to ever exist. Thicc, but sadly, not as thicc as hongalabongala. Jk she's the thiccest girl alive and if u ever see her... Stop looking at her cuz she's mine bitch. Umm yeah but yk she's a pretty funny gal but gets a lil agro sometimes and can get mad at you for no reason. Fortunately, she always loves you (as in me) at the end of the day and will always be there for you (me again) forever. She's loyal and will never cheat because she knows what it feels like and would never do that to anyone. We (me) love a Madi.

Ethan G: Hey Baby wanna smash in the forest for 20 bucks?

Madi Gonzalez: Nah m8 ur weird ASF

Guillermoth: B R U H *laughs in Korean*

by John Edward's secret admirer April 10, 2019

password gonzalez

Password Gonzalez is dumb stupid to the bone. He has a pet fish he calls ‘phish’, and a dog named ‘kat’, and cat named ‘god’, his mothers name is draquais and his fathers name is elephant shit, he also has a pet pigeon named ‘calculator’ and a snake named ‘demonte the third’. Password is a real idiot

example 1
John: Het do you talk to password.
Anthony: Gonzalaez?
John: Yea
Anthony: No that guys an absolute idiot. By the way who the hell names their kid ‘Password’

example 2
Bob: Man Toni just fell on some air particles.
Gary: Please don’t be a password gonzalez

by password gonzalez October 21, 2019

Sofia Gonzalez

the type of girl who won't pass the homework unless you threaten her with her past mistakes and reputation or unless your grandpa is dying or your brother is in the hospital. She is also a very caring person from the first time yall meet, she will give good advice on relationships but won't know any for her own. She has a great body and amazing style with a hilarious sense of humor. She lastly is someone worth keeping around.

Sofia Gonzalez didn't pass me the homework, what a crack whore.

by sharqkuisha October 23, 2019

Giovanni Gonzalez

A lurker who is from snake town, but is a real one.

Formally known as my G

Giovanni Gonzalez lurks at his cubicle.

Who the fook is Giovanni Gonzalez?

by Lurking Man March 5, 2020

Humberly Gonzalez

#1 captain of the sagelyn ship. gorgeous af. i'd let her run me over with an eighteen wheeler and say thank you.

humberly gonzalez, i'm free anytime if u wanna hang out

by sagelynshoe February 14, 2021