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Fuzzy Foo

The little balls made up of dried toliet paper and feckle matter clumped together that hang from the hairs on someone's butt crack.
I was bored last night so I spent about an hour picking the fuzzy foo off of my butt crack.
by 106np July 19, 2016
mugGet the Fuzzy Foomug.

fuzzy tumbler

A fuzzy tumbler is where you take a "dump" in someones running dryer and hope all the fuzz/hair from the clothes makes it on to the shit.
"Dude that girl was i total bitch so i gave her a fuzzy tumbler"
by wheaty f May 4, 2009
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fuzzy blanket

During a blowjob, the performer sucks the foreskin back over his or her tongue. As if to blanket the the tongue with the foreskin.
Last night Meagan Gave me a hella good fuzzy blanket. Shakkas brah.
by Ryguyandthepussykat December 2, 2017
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fuzzy zamboni

When you put an ice cube in a woman's vagina and rub your dick on her clit and she has a full bush
I almost froze my nuts off when I overstroked giving her a fuzzy zamboni.
by sicko_bob March 12, 2015
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Poot Fuzzy

When you fart so hard out of your ass, that it dislodges hair near your anus. It commonly is related to the jumping fart.
Wow, Johnnie, that man does not have any hair around his booty hole, he must do a lot of poot fuzzy incidents.

I know what you mean, Fred, my mom does not either.
by funkmaster GP September 30, 2009
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Fuzzy cuffs

An acute medical condition of stomach cramps and extreme flatulence, resulting from the excessive consumption of cheese and scrumpy cider.

Not to be confused with Cider Fever which attacks the whole body, Fuzzy Cuffs was first identified in the south west of England in 2021. According to the British Medical Journal, no cure currently exists.
Chris: “pass me that cheese naan please.”

Sam: “not sure it’s a good idea after all that scrumpy you’ve guzzled today. You might end up with Fuzzy Cuffs”
by LawrenceLB October 13, 2021
mugGet the Fuzzy cuffsmug.

Fuzzy shark

a chubaca down stairs (if you catch my drift), That will bite back.
Thats one fuzzy shark shes got their.
by A fuzzy wuzzy shark January 7, 2011
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