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Friday Night-Less

When you are home on a friday night with absolutely nothing to do. You usually feel friday night-less when a group of friends is having a small party or gathering and you're not invited/told/notified until the gathering is actually happening.

In summary, being friday night-less sucks. It makes you feel like a loser. This is how I feel right now.
(the day after the gathering)

Person who was at the party, "Hey, why weren't you at the party?"

Person who was not... "Well that bitch of a friend didn't invite me."

Person who was atthe party, "Oh... So you were friday night-less?"

Person who was not... "No duh, shithead.
by boredonafriday September 4, 2009
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friday hero

When your boss, manager, or supervisor takes days off/leaves early Monday thru Thursday and every Friday he stays until close of business.
Employee #1: "Its Friday! Do you think the queen will be leaving early?"

Employee #2" "No, he's the Friday Hero! He'll be here after we leave at 5:00!"
by Bently Bandit March 9, 2014
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Friday Confession

A no judgment group chat between friends where sins are confessed and forgiven on fridays in order to have a clear conscience before the weekend. These confessions are not limited to recent sins but all sins.
Friday Confession: I once witnessed a man fail to retrieve his iPhone that he dropped in the middle of Rochester road before the light turned green. I counted 17 cars that ran over his phone as he sat on the side of the road watching helpless. I've never felt so much joy in my life. It was hilarious.
by Big Body C Dawg November 5, 2016
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frida-khalo

a smear of poop between the eyes, from any source, but especially when a girl or guy sits on your face and shits a little dollop-a-doo-doo between your eyes. May be accidental, especially if you gotta hairy asshole, you might leave a little paint on the brush.
That hippy bitch frida-khalo'd me. Fuck!

It was so embarrassing you guys, I was sitting on Carl's face and when I got off him I noticed I'd frida-khalo'd him. I didn't have the heart to tell him.

Tonight, on CNBT-5 News, an outbreak of conjunctivitis at local elementary school after several children were frida-khalo'd by the bonobos at the Cincinnati Zoo.
by WillyGriff July 24, 2017
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Friday Night Dinner

TV Gold. Yes I said it. A TV show about a Jewish family of four and a Pervy neighbour called Jim Bell. Jonny’s fit, Martin’s deaf, Jackie’s dramatic and Adam’s the victim
Friday Night Dinner legendary quotes:
My horse is in the hospital

I’m completely made of bosoms
I’ve been looking forward to this for so many years
Shalom
Shit on it

Hello all
Pissface

Pusface
Little talking man

Hello Jackie you look nice
by Mysterywriter14 May 19, 2020
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Logical Friday

Any day of the week, besides Friday, that is the last day of your work week due to scheduling, vacations, days off etc.
William: Dude, why are you wearing jeans to work today today, it isn't casual Friday, it's Wednesday.
Jack: Nah, it's logical Friday, I am outta here Thursday and Friday this week. TGILF!!
by Jake of Clubs June 5, 2010
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Brown Friday

The day after Thanksgiving when toilets across America scream and cry out for mercy.
Redneck Dan: Man... I ate so much of that danged Turducken and partied it down the hatch with them two cases of Red, White and Blur and Pabst beer that my danged toilet is quakin' at the thought of Brown Friday.
by The Somnambulist & Fast Reggie November 29, 2013
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