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Frogger Faceplant

When an individual (usually a Bro) repeatedly attempts to sprint across a busy dual carriageway or high-traffic road, mimicking the 80s arcade game Frogger. The act inevitably culminates in the runner losing their footing and eating pavement in front of oncoming vehicles, forcing horrified bystanders to stop traffic and rescue them from their own stupidity.
“We were just trying to enjoy the Ogoh-Ogoh parade, but Chad kept trying to dodge scooters like he was invincible. He made it across twice, but on the third trip, he performed a total Frogger Faceplant right in front of a Blue Bird taxi. We had to drag him out of the lane before he got flattened.”
by Calzords Dad March 18, 2026
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The Frogger

Giving a girl kidney punches while doing her doggystyle
"Yo man I was with this kinky girl last night and she wanted me to give her the frogger"
by Spanky T Clown February 13, 2003
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Morning forager

Someone who forages either in their laundry basket or the fridge/cabinet when late in the morning. Usually, they appear around laundry and shopping days.
Helene realized on the morning of the big meeting that all her good clothes were in the basket, so she morning foraged, and found something un-smelly enough.

"Honey, get up!" a mom shouted. "You have a test today, and it'll take to long if you become a morning forager!"
by Xina Serene December 2, 2011
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cat frogger

When you use a laser pointer to get that god damn neighborhood cat to run into the street.
"That's it. It's time. It's time for cat frogger, I can't take it anymore. That cat and its meowing. All night. Get the laser pointer and have that fucker run into the street.
by sirfiggin June 8, 2016
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Petty-Fogger

a derogatory term used in the sixteenth to nineteenth centuries to indicate a "lip-wise" lawyer. for a fee these lawyers are willing to quibble over insignificant legal points to win a case.
he's very good at petty-fogging
whats a petty-fogger

a lip-wise lawyer
by 7dwafs April 13, 2022
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Yor Forger

Character from Spy x Family. She is an Assassin and she is very strong.
"Do you like Yor Forger from Spy x Family?"
"Yes, she is beautiful and cool"
by MoonGeese99 December 28, 2023
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