When an individual (usually a Bro) repeatedly attempts to sprint across a busy dual carriageway or high-traffic road, mimicking the 80s arcade game Frogger. The act inevitably culminates in the runner losing their footing and eating pavement in front of oncoming vehicles, forcing horrified bystanders to stop traffic and rescue them from their own stupidity.
“We were just trying to enjoy the Ogoh-Ogoh parade, but Chad kept trying to dodge scooters like he was invincible. He made it across twice, but on the third trip, he performed a total Frogger Faceplant right in front of a Blue Bird taxi. We had to drag him out of the lane before he got flattened.”
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Someone who forages either in their laundry basket or the fridge/cabinet when late in the morning. Usually, they appear around laundry and shopping days.
Helene realized on the morning of the big meeting that all her good clothes were in the basket, so she morning foraged, and found something un-smelly enough.
"Honey, get up!" a mom shouted. "You have a test today, and it'll take to long if you become a morning forager!"
"Honey, get up!" a mom shouted. "You have a test today, and it'll take to long if you become a morning forager!"
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