Fooling the fool

Sometimes you have to fool the fool who thinks he's fooling you but you fool him into thinking you are fooling him into thinking he fooled you because you are not fooling him and he is.
-random thing I found on a post-it

Shrek: I'm emo and guess what?
Sometimes you have to fool the fool who thinks he's fooling you but you fool him into thinking you are fooling him into thinking he fooled you because you are not fooling him and he is.
See? I'm so deep. I'm fooling the fool.

by oiwedoeurh February 6, 2023

Footing

Stomping a bare foot by a bare foot

Stop footing me already!

by Yamu Dictionary October 18, 2023

Footing

The act/art of placing oneself's foot inside the cooter (vagina) of their partner.

Please do footing to me. Slide you me foot up my cooter please Sir

by footingexpert February 20, 2024

fooping

shopping by foot

let's go fooping

by ofpax May 2, 2024

Foofing

Noun. Kidding or joking.

I’m just foofing with you.

by Jo. Ella May 18, 2024

Foosting

Fisting but with your feet

"Damn Becky, he was foosting me so well I became his little pair of slippers"

by Garrybarry69 May 23, 2024

Foosting

To Foost; Giving someone a footjob with poop on your feet.

Generally human or dog feces but is also done with other animals fecal matter.

Person A: shit, i just stepped in dog poo
Person B: Gimme a footjob and foost me please.
Person A: this will be my first time foosting

by GaylebCumasi June 6, 2024