Food

The best thing in the whole world

Usually all u need to get in a relationship

Guy: hey girl want to go eat sometime...on me

Girl: did u say food...MARRY ME

by Yaezze June 14, 2017

food

THE BEST THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD NOTHING MAKES ME HAPPIER EXCEPT DESTROYING TRUMPS WALL>

FOOD ID TASTY>x

by Slayer1 youtube June 6, 2017

Food

The sole source of my happiness. My reason to live. My reason to smile. I worship and adore you. You fill the empty void within my heart and heal all my woes. You bring meaning and joy into the monotone atmosphere I am surrounded by. Oh thank you ever so much. Thank you for everything!

Person 1: Food is life
Person 2: Agreed

by Poopydiaperbaby69 January 28, 2022

food

It is an almighty object. Back in the ancient days, people used to worship food. There are even more people worshipping it now. It's weird and I'm tired. Help. I love food. I would love it more if mY MOM STARTED MAKING IT ABOUT NOW. I WANT MY DINNER, MOM.

GIVE ME MY FOOD, MOM.

by HOLA CHILD May 17, 2017

Food

The cure for boredom

Doctor: What seems to be the problem today?
Me:I'm bored.
Doctor: I see. I'm going to prescribe you food. Let's start you out with 2 pizzas with a big bag of chips.
Me: PERFECT!

by Mamawantsherfood April 6, 2017

food

The meaning of life, apart from sex. It keeps you alive and such. The flavors of good food have a seductive quality that puts the mind at ease and lets you forget about stupid shit, such as your girlfriend being incredibly demanding and on her period. Come on now, what gets you through every day besides a good meal and (especially if you actually cook it) the promise of getting laid?

I gave her food and she gave me a blowjob in return. It was tasty for the both of us!

by MasterDisaster December 30, 2012

food

A usually delouses thing that can be eaten raw or cooked the is no better thing than food it is the best it also helps keep you alive even if it is not tasty but if you not to far past it can save your life.

food is yum.

by the pursue April 13, 2021