National Floof Day

On September 6th, all felines are celebrated! Go ahead and adopt a cat on September 6th!

“Yo dude, what’s the date today?”
“September 6th. Why?”
“OMG IT’S NATIONAL FLOOF DAY! QUICK, FIND A CAT RESCUE PLACE NOW!”
“You’ve already adopted 16 cats on this day! We’re done?
Yeah they got a 17th cat 🤣

by KittenFloof165 February 2, 2024

Danger Floof

Toxic boy with fluffy hair, commonly a gym rat, runs on pre workout, has a different girl in his bed every single day.

This kid brendan is literally a danger floof get the hell away from him.

by ANON716 December 18, 2022

floof

furry

Kid: Hey mom, who's floof?
Mom: a furry

by kiteman82 January 7, 2023

Floof

Piece of hair that is out of place on one's head. The type of hair that people point and laugh at. The type of hair that, when looked at in the mirror, stares into your soul and burns with hatred.

Hey look at that girl's floof! How silly!

by Blowtoot December 2, 2018

Moosy Floof

Name given to the most delicious desert also know as french style cheese cake.

I love moosy floof

by Rob man chew December 8, 2018

Floof

That special something that is missing from someone or something

Friend- my painting is "finished" but it's not "finished"
You- yeah I can tell you are missing the floof

by ibu profen October 18, 2018

Floof

A floof is a small, furry creature (normally a pup, kitten, calf, chicken etc.) that is considered to be extraordinarily cute.

"Wow, look at that! Mathias just got himself a new floof!"

by The_turtle_that_knows_all June 1, 2018