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FLANNEL JADEN

When one has experienced an overwhelming. amount of flannel garb to the point of it becoming dull, mediocre, 'mid', unflattering, dreadful, etc.. to the human eye

Flannel + Jaden

Flannel - Twilled wool with a loose texture and a slight napped surface in a checkered pattern (usually in black + red)
Jaded - Lacking interest or desire due to having experienced too much of something.
Billie mocked Trevor, for Billie had become a Flannel Jaden, apathetic and hateful towards Trevor's constant flannel fits, begging him to just wear something else for once.
by CheeseCAKEGIRL January 4, 2025
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Flannel

Collective noun used to describe a group of three or more people with mullets.
Look at that flannel sitting around the campfire, sharing stories on how they maintain their “business in the front, and party in the back” haircair routine. Their mullets looked incredible...
by Axle89 September 9, 2019
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flannel boi

Usually seen as a gay boy and or a complete idiot. A flannel boi is a mean word used by a person/character called DankPrincess. This was first used in november of 2017. This was used to insult a gentleman named Liam. She used it in a very offensive way reffering it in a bad way.
Liam you are a real flannel boi.
Wtf lol, you flannel boi.
We used to have fun, but then this flannel boi came along
by fillakilla12 November 10, 2017
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Flannel Stuffing

when two partners in a sexual act both have aggressive herpes. the herpes so bad in fact it creates a flannel weave which is then stuffed until it it has reached capacity.
Ben and Jaxon would not stop flannel stuffing, so now we need a new mattress.
by Hung Monkey August 30, 2019
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flannelism

a type of government where each person gets a square of fabric and individualism causes unorganised squares, while together, they are a collective being; a collective flannel
that country is a flannelism!
by the_cernigs March 15, 2011
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Flannelator

1. Mix and portmanteau of the words "Flannel" and "Gladiator".
2. A person that wears flannel outfits everyday
3. A fictional WEC/IMSA Livery used by Team Codename_Hurricane (fictional racing team in WEC and NASCAR) and Hurricane Catch-22ers (fictional racing team in IMSA GTP) in number #89
1. "I just invented the word 'flannelator'"
2. "Man, flannels are way too amazing to wear!"
3. "Hence the name of the new McLaren Solus GT will be used in our team, Welcome. Flannelator."
by NewYork6792 January 1, 2025
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Flannel Wash

An item that is used to simultaneously was your Anus, face and Vagina as the same time and is a modern take on hygienic washing.
Bekki hurt her leg at PT. She was struggling to walk so her log suffering boyfriend Leon offered to give her a flannel wash. He started from the bottom up to maximise hygiene.
by BadBoyFlannelMan November 26, 2024
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