Muddy Fire Pit

When a female defecates and wipes from back to front, resulting in a small quantity of feces in her vagina.

John: Dude, her pussy is nasty - she's got a muddy fire pit.

Scott: A what?
John: Muddy fire pit. She got some shit in her snatch.

by Genitalien August 1, 2020

fire hazard

A man who is utterly in denial of his homosexuality(in the closet) despite the fact that he is clearly gay to the objective observer(flaming).

Hey Mike, Jessica's fire hazard of a husband was checking out your ass again.

by Arman Java May 9, 2006

Fire AIDs

When you put a condom on before sex then dip your d-piece into a generous amount of icy hot. Then you proceed to fuck said chick. When she starts to feel it, tell her she should probably get checked out, because you indeed have a scorching case of Fire AIDs.

After having some freaky sex, Kelley started screaming in pain. Cory then told her she had Fire Aids.

by KyleO and the FayFags September 18, 2012

Fire Juicing

Explosive diarrhea that burn's like living hell. Pure brown fire water exploding from your rectum. Usually a result of excessing drinking, overeating or irritable bowel syndrome.

Sunday morning's hangover recovery time was only interrupted by the screams of Carl's room mate Roger as he was Fire Juicing to eradicate the prior night's poison .

by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015

Fire Tunnel

The act of receiveing a rim job (having your ass eaten) directly after your partner has been: chewing cinnamon gum, eating redhots, or had hot sauce.

"Dude she she totally gave me a Fire Tunnel yesterday after dinner!"

by johnsdyl003 March 14, 2018

Fire Spirit cookie

Best cookie in cookie run!! That’s a fact everybody agrees, they should.

Fire spirit cookie is best cookie

by firespiritcookie March 17, 2021

Cosmic Fireball

A sex act that occurs during fellatio when you are about to cum and give her a facial while throwing a fireball at her face.

My girl came back from the beauty salon looking like Ronnie Garvin, so later that night I hit her with a cosmic fireball.

My boyfriend, an old school territory 'rasslin fan, hit me with the ol' cosmic fireball this afternoon - now my face smells like jizz and burn salve.

Credit goes to Booking the Territory.

by The Ether Bunny September 23, 2018