A type of anxiety immediately relieved with a deep, steamy bowel movement. You can literally feel the anxiety drop out of you with each sphincteral contraction, as the source of your hysterics (i.e.: The Bowel) slides right on out of your neurotic vessel. Full relief is usually felt when washing hands, when the classic "light" feeling in your colon sets in.
"Oh, man, I felt so on edge just a few minutes ago! I ran to the bathroom, let a log roll off the truck, and WHAM-MO!!! My fecal hysteria is all but forgotten."
"Oh, yeah, I LOVE that feeling. Instant relief. I love functioning colons."
"Oh, yeah, I LOVE that feeling. Instant relief. I love functioning colons."
by LexiSays December 2, 2011
Get the Fecal Hysteriamug. When a crazy person, often a female celebrity, purposely or while under the influence of substances, defecates in another crazy person or celebrity’s bed; often used as a legal term to avoid saying “shit the bed” in a court of law; a suitable medical term synonym for “bowel movement” if you want to get your doctor to laugh.
Johnny said, “Your honor, I woke up and discovered that Amber left yet another fecal delivery in my bed! It was definitely not from the dog, trust me, I know a dog pile when I see one!”
by PBR Defined This, Yer Welcome! April 27, 2022
Get the fecal deliverymug. The act of inserting an object in one's anal cavity in order to "attempt" to encounter fecies. Despite the name, fecies do not, in fact, have nerve endings, so there is no way to measure if they receive a "tickle". Fecal tickles can have pleasurable intent, as well as malicious- and often come as a surprise to the host party.
Robb was watching Greys Anatomy and drinking wine with Carl. Robb fell asleep on the couch, so Carl decided to fecal tickle Robb with a Apple TV remote.
by JR "Paycheck" January 29, 2017
Get the fecal ticklemug. Person 1: Hey, just checking if you’re doing alright health wise? I’ve noticed that you haven’t been as regular on your bathroom trips this week.
Person 2: oh, don’t worry about me, just saving up for a Fecal Friday.
Person 2: oh, don’t worry about me, just saving up for a Fecal Friday.
by Snaguage November 10, 2021
Get the Fecal Fridaymug. The act in which a person (usually a man) strips naked and defecates on his hands; smearing it on his enemy's house or apartment door.
He then uses a lighter or match to light said door on fire, followed by intense babbling and other odd behavior. The person also usually claims to be a supernatural being, such as the devil incarnate or the candle-like character Lumiere from Beauty & the Beast.
The rampage is incomplete if he flees the scene or puts his clothes back on, seeing as how this would constitute a simple 'fecal fire'.
He then uses a lighter or match to light said door on fire, followed by intense babbling and other odd behavior. The person also usually claims to be a supernatural being, such as the devil incarnate or the candle-like character Lumiere from Beauty & the Beast.
The rampage is incomplete if he flees the scene or puts his clothes back on, seeing as how this would constitute a simple 'fecal fire'.
Did you hear about Rob? His girl stole his cell phone so he went on a fecal rampage over at her apartment. Set her door on fire and the cops found him naked and covered in his own shit.
by James Moon April 14, 2011
Get the Fecal Rampagemug. A test of true strength.
This challenge involves coating the inside of the bowl with air freshener, along with the surrounding perimeter of the toilet itself, then proceeding to light the bowl and perimeter on fire. The participant must then execute a business poop, and attempt to escape the flaming can alive, while still performing the regular duties of taking a shit.
See also: Bubble Challenge
This challenge involves coating the inside of the bowl with air freshener, along with the surrounding perimeter of the toilet itself, then proceeding to light the bowl and perimeter on fire. The participant must then execute a business poop, and attempt to escape the flaming can alive, while still performing the regular duties of taking a shit.
See also: Bubble Challenge
"Hey! Where'd my new can of Febreze go?"
"Sorry John, we used it in the most recent round of Fecal Firestorm."
"I bet I could beat up that guy at the bar."
"Careful, he's survived a Fecal Firestorm."
"Sorry John, we used it in the most recent round of Fecal Firestorm."
"I bet I could beat up that guy at the bar."
"Careful, he's survived a Fecal Firestorm."
by nohballs December 5, 2019
Get the Fecal Firestormmug. This is the anger you feel upon stepping out from a shower or bath and discovering you need to have a bowel movement. You go from feeling freshly clean to feeling like you have a dirty ass.
by Captain Clean August 6, 2011
Get the Fecal Ragemug.