Reverse Party Favor

The horrifically stupid act of ASSUMING that the white powder on the floor is spilled COCAINE from the night before; then tenaciously SNORTING it off the ground with a 3" straw the next morning; an idiotic effort to beckon the energy to clean up an abandoned party mess left at your house; Only to quickly and painfully realize it was NOT COCAINE, but was DEFINITELY old, dried, dog urine soaked potpourri scented CARPET REFRESHING POWDER from who knows when.

So, I only ever got duped by a Reverse Party Favor ONCE, and will never, EVER, snort ANYTHING off of the ground without tasting it first.

by moonnuithumor October 8, 2021

favorable-desk scramble

Refers to where you unexpectedly get a whole string of several newly-composed UD definitions approved right off, and so you realize that the currently-online submission-judgers are apparently a more-receptive "desk" (as in, "it all depends on whose desk you land on") than the overly-critical/humorless a**h**es who seem to be typically present, and who often heartlessly/flippantly reject many of your perfectly-good and well-worded definitions in favor of stupid/negative/gross/disgusting/smutty submissions that aren't the least bit clever or funny, and which are riddled with misspellings, poor grammar, lousy/unclear wording, etc. So you hastily delve back into your "archives" of previously-rejected definitions and re-submit some of them, in the hopes that these more-fair-minded judgers are still the ones who are "watching" for new submissions, and thus they will approve this latest "crop" from you, as well.

I always try to perform the favorable-desk scramble whenever I have a chance; it's allowed me to get most of my definitions published, some of which I'd been waiting on for months.

by QuacksO August 25, 2018

time to pay back that favor

A tiktok meme created because of a viral aletyler porn video.

“Hey did you see that time to pay back that favor aletyler video?”

by katie’s #1 fan December 6, 2023

¡por favor mi amigo!

Something to say to you spanish friend to pretend you know Spanish

Person1:Cómo es usted buen día señor

Person2:¡Por favor mi amigo!

Person1:Unirse a mi mafia italiana o de lo contrario

Person2:¡Por favor mi amigo!

by Sub2PewDiePienow October 18, 2020

sis faz favor

Female (and feminist) version of "bro favor", from the Portuguese "se faz favor" (please). Means "do a girl a favour" in the spirit of "Sisters Are Doing It For Themselves".

"Sis faz favor, tell this weirdo I'm a cop, so he'll stop following me around".

by casimirocardoso August 1, 2009

wisconsin favor

A nicety or extension of one’s labor and effort that was neither requested nor warranted, but still feels like it merits some sort of thanks or gratitude.

I didn’t really need or want eight jars of homemade sundried tomatoes, but Jon did me a Wisconsin Favor and brought them over as soon as he heard I liked preserved fruit.

by NordicNate July 31, 2018

crusty old favor

A favor asked of a younger person that Is not sexual in nature, but the recipient of the favor receives sexual pleasure from the act.

Mr. Olsen asked me to sweep off his porch again, but I think it was a crusty old favor. He was watching me handle the broom very intently. He makes me feel uncomfortable.

by Cuban Sammy November 20, 2019