Someone who has multiple cars in their backyard, lawn, or field, most of which dont work, but they keep them because they are "going to fix them up", or are "selling their parts". Usually a car farmer will continue buying cars and even justify the buying of a new car with the sale or fixing of one of their old ones.
That guy has bought his eighth car, and even though he says that he is fixing his other ones up, you know hes not. He is such a car farmer.
by waldemar funquist July 19, 2010
I'm going out Watermelon Farming at the local lamas class and see what I can pick up.
That is a Watermelon Farmer
That is a Watermelon Farmer
by SWMO GTH October 24, 2014
by billowey pete August 14, 2006
A sexual act in which one woman inserts a full corn cob into another's "corn-hole" while the corn-cob-ee is being penetrated by a gonorrhea-infected tracter tail-pipe. The inserter gets rammed by a horse that is suspended above her with an elaborate set of ropes. The horse's initial penetration is after fifteen feet on a zip line. It is forceful. A goat eats the old corn cob afterwards, and is jerked off while it dines.
Please do not do this. If you do, videotape it.
Please do not do this. If you do, videotape it.
Farmer's delight tonight, Cletusette?
by Stan Greer August 25, 2006
by T_i_m_o February 05, 2009
by Duece Meller February 15, 2011
an invented term, from a village outside of edmonton. apparently it means that you bet but there is no wager on the line. this is the only place you will ever hear this term
by melcor March 10, 2009