Farleigh College

A college with a few smart people, and a metric ton of tards who communicate in primitive grunts.
Smug smart people can't help but laugh.
Also, there are only 3 girls.
The tards will one day be fired from Mcdonalds and commit suicide age 31. The smart people will be smart.

Farleigh college Person 1: Okay, let's go to the lesson.
Josh Mickleson: AAAWAWAO!
Person 2: WTF!
Person 1: Hell, he's stupid.
Person 3: Hey, lets talk about interesting stuff!
Person 2: Yay.
Tard: HSDFHIG
Guy: Damn, i'm so bored. no one to do...
Guy 1: Don't you mean something, not someone?
Guy: No, someone.
Cool guy: I don't wanna sit in the hetero chair.
High pitched guy: i find that very ofensive.
Jerk: Shut up. GTFO.
Smart people: Bleh. at least we'll have qualifiocations.

by Bobberybobbob July 9, 2011

farley dollar

(adj.) Afflicted with an unusually narrow penis that is prone to premature or spontaneous ejaculation

His girlfriend broke up with him when she found out he was farley dollar.

by Mik C August 27, 2003

fareel

Hawaiian pidgin for "for real?" meaning is that true? or no shit?

Fareel, brah?

by megnao flimpis July 11, 2003

farler

A lid used on plastic or paper beverage cups - the cheap throwaway ones like from fast food restaurants. Farlers usually have a perforation or hole of some sort for inserting a straw.

I knocked over the soda but it didn't spill much. Good thing the farler was on securely.

by Bob Jr. October 24, 2003

Goolam fareed

A smelly piece of shit who has no friends and has never had a shower and has no life as is very desperate

You are Goolam fareed right now

by Siyaan January 11, 2019

fareed mohideen

a gay child mollester

ugh, who likes that fareed mohideen

by jdknkfndf May 18, 2016

Farlem

Used to describe someone being and idiot or a speng, used as an insult. can also be used to call someone a spaz.

Shut up pancakes guy you farlem.

by IAmChickenBot December 12, 2019