Dank Express

the D.E.R.P. it is part of IS 229s train system

we must join the Dank Express. it is the best shit there is

by Nobellium Uranium November 16, 2018

italian express

Verb: when you ram a Italian woman rather quickly and give her cab fare immediately after completion

Hey bro, I totally Italian expressed Maria last night.

by 225kittykittylicklick November 25, 2013

expressive pervert

A guy who expresses his sex life for the benefit of being "cool"

Jose: "Have you ever masturbated to a chicks Instagram?"
Matt: "Yeah bro, all the time!"
Jose: "Cool, well gtg watch some porn"
*meg hears convo*
Meg: "Fuckin expressive perverts!"

by yolobitch27 September 18, 2013

Twinkie Express

The act of pinning one down and dragging your sack across there face while eating a twinkie.

Guy 1: 'That guy is really annoying.'
Guy 2: 'Why don't you give him the ole twinkie express.'

by schmookerdingle February 05, 2017

chocolate express

When a chocolate bar of your choice is inserted into the vagina amd the guy eats the chocolate bar until getting to the vagina

The chocolate express is great!

by curbsidegoon October 27, 2013

Lolita express

Another word for Epstein's private plane.

Friend: Look, Epstein's plane has arrived.
You: All aboard the Lolita Express.

by Herobattler November 19, 2022

Teabag Express

When a group of males form a line and take turns dunking their balls on someone's face.

1. Sara loved the Teabag Express.
2. Sara "I can't get the musky smell of the Teabag Express out of my hair"

by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 09, 2018