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Abraham Lincoln Elementary School

Abraham Lincoln Elementary School, located in Glen Ellyn IL. Changes so often you think it has an identity crisis. And with a field no bigger than a paper plate. People don't even know how the school system works, they just say "okay then," and move on. And bullies farther than the eye can see. When one gets caught bullying someone the victim also gets blamed for some strange reason. And by the book teachers who knows the material as much as you do. The school is also filled with raging kids who get really mad when someone calls them dumb. And the swear filter blocks out stupid words like, stupid. And the two teacher system confuses all of us too folks. And fake boy girl relationships that kids just brag to there friends about. In a nutshell it's Ohio State Reformatory minus the jail cells.
Mom- Girls are you ready to go to pris- I mean Abraham Lincoln Elementary School?
Girl 1: Mom where are you sending us to?
by Cup Drinker August 30, 2017
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they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school

they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school

Cheney! they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school -Francis
they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school

Cheney! they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school -Francis
by Ray a Pedo October 1, 2023
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Machesney Elementary 6th Grade Academic Class 2017-2018

Literally the best group of people I have ever met. I miss you guys so much and I wish I could’ve stayed. I know none of you will ever read this but if you do, then message me on Instagram or something. I love you guys ❤️
Machesney Elementary 6th Grade Academic Class 2017-2018 rocked
-Dominick Bilich
by Djb236 July 11, 2019
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Elementary School

Somewhere Laura didn't go.
Laura didn't go to Elementary School because she was homeschooled.
by Laurawashomeschooled April 5, 2017
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Sward elementary school

A once-decent school in Oak Lawn, IL that went from “kinda chill” to “what in the public education is this?” real fast. Known for hallway chaos, disappearing principals, and

students treating the building like it’s a free trial of Grand Theft Auto. The music teacher is a disgrace to the community and has more haters than Britney Spears. Shes a monstrosity that has fatass feet that she loves posting. The only thing that shes good for is campfire stories 10 years later.
Sward elementary school
Person 1 “Did you go to sward?”
Person 2 “Yeah that fucking music teacher is insane”
by Jajahahahahsgdbe July 30, 2025
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Delevan Drive Elementary

A very cheap and crappy school
We can't afford a good school, so I'm gonna take your ass to shitty ol' Delevan Drive Elementary with fat ladies as the "Principals"
by ChickenChocker69 August 2, 2023
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webster elementary school

an elementary school for grades pre K - 5, on 500 Wadsworth Street.

an educational learning place.
yo bro, do you know what webster elementary school is?

bro, the coolest school in the world is webster elementary!
by d,cnsd;okch;odsilc February 19, 2022
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