doorknob humper

A person that's so retarded they proceed to rape innocent doors

Johnny you fuckin' doorknob humper! You got cum all over the handle!

by dannyboy377 November 21, 2014

Bronze Doorknob

When A man Crams his arm into the vagina until it exits the anus covered in waste. Next the woman will grab his fist and rotate his arm inside of her loins for sexual gratification.

Last Night Laura and I tried our hand at a Bronze Doorknob. Needless to say, being a woman, she was all "sensitive" about it; and said she couldn't handle it....whata wuss.

by SatansAsshole January 16, 2011

russian doorknob

anything one wants it to be. a russian doorknob can be serious or sexual, playful or just an actual door knob in russia, whatever one wants it to be

you such a russian doorknob
i heard they preformed the russian doorknob last night
is that door knob from russia?

by i_am_what_i_am December 10, 2006

Wet Doorknob

When you cum in a sock and hang it on someone's doorknob. Simple as that.

I got so pissed at my father in-law, I pulled a wet doorknob on him.

by Schleepest July 31, 2016

Doorknob dick

When the male specimen has a small shaft but large tip. Usually preferred in South African females.

Wow! Me and joe had great sex. But he kinda had a doorknob dick

by Doorknob dick December 20, 2019

[dirty] doorknob

during sex, you lube up your fist, aim, and upper cut your partner in the ass almost hard enough to fist them. the partner will scream and grab the closest thing to them, mainly the doorknob out of the house.

tyler: dude, would you ever give kat a dirty doorknob?

stupid skinhead: yeah, and my brother in the same session.

by thunder shaft June 20, 2008

slick as snot on a doorknob

Very slick indeed.
Phrase used to convey:
1)A sense of elegant suavity
2)A smooth, dashing je ne sais quoi
3)Class coming out ones' ass

Impressed Socialite #1:"I say, did you see how William butt-fucked that bunny-rabbit without soiling his cummerbund or spilling his green tea?
Impressed Socialite #2:"Yes, he's as slick as snot on a doorknob."

by Kieran Le Petomaine November 26, 2006