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Swee Bla Dook

SweeBlaDook is derived from the words Sweet Black Dooky, or what is known as the fecal matter that emanates from the buttocks of a beautiful young black female.
"Girl, the seat of your jeans smells like Swee Bla Dook, an' that's my favorite smell an' shit, know what I'm sayin' "?
by Nuggles November 21, 2010
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Call of Doody

When you're on a mission to take a shit so big it could be considered a WMD.
"Hang on guys, I'm just gonna leave the lobby for a couple minutes, I'm feeling the Call of Doody, if you know what I'm saying"
by homieijustfuckedyomomma March 30, 2015
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dookie balls

When you wipe your ass back to front resulting in poop on your balls.
"O my god, I'm not going to have sex with you if you have dookie balls."
by alduin777 May 1, 2015
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Cock of Doody 4: Modern Gayfuckstupid

What some insultingly call Call of Duty 4. First seen on the series "Arby 'n' the Chief."
(Master Chief hands Arbiter a poorly-improvised copy of Call of Duty 4)
Arbiter: (dumbfounded) What in Christ's name is this?
Master Chief: Cock of Doody 4: Modern Gayfuckstupid
by Mr. Pie March 1, 2008
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Dookie Helmet

The round tip of a very long peice of poop.
Ughh, that "Dookie Helmet" on my poop keeps splashing in the toilet!
by tootfartparty97 January 1, 2010
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dookie bread

another word for dirty money. dookie bread is money that one gets from doing an illegal act. such as selling drugs, robbing, or prostituting, etc.
I be stacking loafs of dookie bread from all this bud im selling.
by drewbe69 August 10, 2010
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Dookiedeker

Noun
A person that has a fear of shitting in a public washroom with someone else there, so they feign urinating until the other(s) leave. They then rush to a stall to do their business.
From Dookie, a shit or turd, and Deke, a sports term to psyche-out someone.

Here are 3 types of Dookiedekers:
1. The Average Dookiedeker: Usually a workmate that migrates to the washroom mid-afternoon. They've been dreading taking a dump at work, but can't hold it in any longer. Upon noticing someone at a urinal, they’ll pretend to use one too. Having people know you shit at work isn’t an option. Since they’ve been pinching tightly since lunch, urination is risky. The moment they leave, the DD runs straight to the stall. If someone’s in a stall, they’ll leave and wait for them to finish. When they try again, there'll be no time to deke.

2. The Smart Dookiedeker: This one accepts defeat earlier than the Average. They’ll attempt the throne earlier in the day, knowing there’s no point in waiting. This allows them more attempts to perform the deke, as well as even possibly piss while clenching

3. The Hopeless Dookiedeker: These will have held it in as long as possible before they cave in. It’s rare that this deke ever works. Once at the urinal, sweat will bead on their forehead. Then the Toilet Radar kicks in. In front of your urinal neighbor, you will accept your fate and run to a stall.

Witnesses will jest of your flounder for years to come
"Did you hear about Mackowski?? He just caved while trying to be a dookiedeker!"
"Oh thank god he left. Dookiedeker: success!"
by Basque JRED January 13, 2015
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