dingleberries

An alternative name for BlackBerry's, especially when used by addicts.

That asshole kept playing with his dingleberry when I was talking with him.

by Zippy929 May 17, 2005

Dingleberry

-A peice of poo that gets winded in your butthair. Causing you to sit for hours bent over in the mirror trying to untangle it.
-A peice of poop that hangs when you crap causing you to have to salsa dance on top of your toilet seat to get it off.

-Kaylee: I shat and got doo doo in my butthair. I had to untangle it for hours
Jane: We will go to the paurlor and get that shit trimmed.

-Rachel: I just learned how to salsa dance!
Mel: How?
Rachel: I had a dingleberry on my asshole so I had to salsa dance it off.
Mel: Oh thats how I learned how to salsa also!

by Zaralot October 10, 2011

Dingleberries

The bits of poop stuck on the pubic hair of ones butt hole after a long and vigorous dump.

Aww dude my ass itches, i dont think i got all the dingleberries off!

by bonerbonerboner December 20, 2010

dingleberries

balls of shit hanging from a sheep's ass fur (wool...whatever)

damn...but ewe's cute, but you know, t those dingleberries will show up tomorrow on my shorts when i finally get to Miss Kity's...and she has a rule about animals

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

Dingleberry

Slang term for a stupid person

My friend is a dingleberry.

by Black Fascist Hater November 1, 2012

dingleberries

Things that hang off ur ass after u shit

Heffernan has dingleberries on his anus

by Mike Masse June 11, 2006

Dingleberry

Definition for the blackberry mobile in a deprecatingly way.

Please switch off your goddam dingleberry. We're sitting in the cinema.

by Taylor_Durden January 28, 2009