dingleberry

1.) An annoying piece of shit that won't go away.

2.) The ex who refuses to gtfo of your life.

John's ex cockblocked him last night. She's such a dingleberry!

by TheCuteNdeadly March 17, 2010

dingleberry

a small amount of shit that surround the anus hairs and is very hard to clean it unless you use your own fingers...

hey john i have to clean my dammit dingleberry whit my own fingers because i was crapping...

by Richter808 October 29, 2006

Dingleberry

That little piece of dried up poo that hangs from your butt hairs, and hurts like hell to remove

John: Hey can you help me out

Samantha: Yeah sure, what is it?

John: Can you remove my dingleberry? A true friend would!

Samantha: We are no longer friends

by Toxic Tacos August 5, 2015

Dingleberry

Something mothers call their sons accidentally, without knowing the real meaning

Mum: get in the car now dingleberry!
Tom: MUM!
Me: what did she just call you?!?!?

by Hollzzzmch April 15, 2013

dingleberry

The balls of shit hanging off a males anal hairs after having a shit that look like sweet smelling fruit balls.

Zak: hey dude can I have some fruit
Imran: here, have a dingleberry
Zak: no dude I'm not eating your shit balls
Imran: dude just eat it

by dingleberry1234 September 6, 2013

dingleberry

A mixture of poop and toilet paper that remains tangled in the anal hair after he/she wipes. See Klingon

The dried up crap on a mammals ass fur. Usually a bear.

Dingleberrys are life. The rest are just details.

by kking09 October 24, 2009

Dingleberry

The small balls of toilet paper found in the butt crack during a shower. Tangled masses of toilet paper and ass-hairs.

Dude I just got out the shower and pulled the biggest dingleberry out my butt crack

by BigIrishTim87 May 15, 2016