dingleberry

1.) An annoying piece of shit that won't go away.

2.) The ex who refuses to gtfo of your life.

John's ex cockblocked him last night. She's such a dingleberry!

by TheCuteNdeadly March 17, 2010

dingleberry

a small amount of shit that surround the anus hairs and is very hard to clean it unless you use your own fingers...

hey john i have to clean my dammit dingleberry whit my own fingers because i was crapping...

by Richter808 October 29, 2006

dingleberry

The balls of shit hanging off a males anal hairs after having a shit that look like sweet smelling fruit balls.

Zak: hey dude can I have some fruit
Imran: here, have a dingleberry
Zak: no dude I'm not eating your shit balls
Imran: dude just eat it

by dingleberry1234 August 09, 2013

dingleberry

A mixture of poop and toilet paper that remains tangled in the anal hair after he/she wipes. See Klingon

The dried up crap on a mammals ass fur. Usually a bear.

Dingleberrys are life. The rest are just details.

by kking09 October 24, 2009

Dingleberry

That little piece of dried up poo that hangs from your butt hairs, and hurts like hell to remove

John: Hey can you help me out

Samantha: Yeah sure, what is it?

John: Can you remove my dingleberry? A true friend would!

Samantha: We are no longer friends

by Toxic Tacos July 14, 2015

Dingleberry

Something mothers call their sons accidentally, without knowing the real meaning

Mum: get in the car now dingleberry!
Tom: MUM!
Me: what did she just call you?!?!?

by Hollzzzmch April 15, 2013

Dingleberry

The small balls of toilet paper found in the butt crack during a shower. Tangled masses of toilet paper and ass-hairs.

Dude I just got out the shower and pulled the biggest dingleberry out my butt crack

by BigIrishTim87 May 15, 2016