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Reader's Digest Syndrome

(n) - The tingly, prickly, and sometimes debilitating feeling in the legs after a long toilet session. Most commonly resulting from sitting there too long to finish a column or story in the bathroom companion. Originally resulting from its namesake magazine, Reader's Digest Syndrome or RDS can result from any lengthy toilet/reading session of any material.
I took the magazine to the crapper so I could read a quick article while I drop the kids off at the pool. I ended up reading a 5 page article about some dude falling off a cliff even though I was blessed with a one wipe wonder. I tried to stand up but I had a serious case of RDS (Reader's Digest Syndrome) and my legs gave out. I ended up blacking out when I hit my head on the toilet. The janitor found me 2 hours later with pants around my ankles. I think he took my magazine...
by Douglasazo January 12, 2006
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green digger

A non-U.S. citizen attempting to seduce an American into marriage solely for the purpose of acquiring a green card (compare: gold digger).
I dunno dude, Hildegarde is mad hot for you, but I'd watch your passport--I think the girl's a green digger.
by dedelus January 20, 2009
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Gold digger

Some girl who dates a guy only for his or his family's wealth.
That girl Brittany is such a gold digger! She only likes nathen for his money lol!
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daggerous

To be sharp.
To turn into something sharp.
Her nose morphed into a daggerous point.
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Readers Digest Version

The abbreviated version of a story, experience, or work-related issue.
Matt... come on, I don't want a play-by-play of your date last night, give me the Readers Digest Version: did you hook up or not?
by blockpass270 August 20, 2008
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Digget

A pretty awesome type of person and friend.
by WalkaboutTom April 10, 2009
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digg

Web 2.0 social bookmarking website created by Kevin Rose that relies on it's users to submit interesting news, images, or videos.

While the Digg concept and interface is great, the website is unfortunately hampered by many flaws.

The front page is nearly controlled by power users and it's nearly impossible for average diggers to get their submission into the front page.

As Digg becomes more mainstream, the core intelligence of Digg is taking a nosedive with the website slowly becoming a variation of 4chan.
Screw Digg, I'm switching to Reddit.
by death to hipsters August 5, 2009
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