derp

n. An obese man with a really fat egg head. They're usually bald and they have Harry Potter glasses.

Person 1: EW LOOK AT THAT UGLY GUY!!
Person 2: OMG, WHAT A DERP!!

by Derp7 June 28, 2010

Derp

noun- A slang phrase to say or include when the topic being discussed is random, funny, or really stupid to the point that it is hilarious.

"I'm publishing this really funny picture of a chicken"
"You should caption it with derp, that will make it at least 5 times funnier!"

by DerpyCoal March 5, 2015

derp

A perticularly stupid looking type of bird.

Deeeerrrpp, derp, deeeeeeerrrrrrrrrpp!

by Derping Fantastic October 16, 2010

derp

An akward purple-blue.

...That flower is... a rather akward purple blue..

Derp.

What?

Derp, that's the color.

by Brad Robley July 17, 2009

Derp

Anal sex with a horse.

"Dude... he just derped.."
"...That wasn't a horse.. That was paris hilton."

by Macie Land September 21, 2011

Derp

verb
1. To smoke cannabis.
2. To inhale the smoke or vapor of cannabis or to consume and edible form of cannabis (brownie, cookie, etc.).

noun
1. Cannabis.
2. A joint or blunt containing cannabis.

verb
"Let's go derp in the forest!"

noun
"Hey man, you got any derp?"

by heroofguitar322 November 12, 2011

derp

a cigarette

yo man, toss me a derp bro

by VVVFFFFFF October 5, 2008