Derp

"Danny, your being a huge derp right now.
by MrSexy282 May 21, 2010
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Derp

Derp is a word used to describe a complete idiot. One good example would be Joe Dejesus, arguably the biggest Derp known to mankind. Other names he goes by are, Joe Skinhead, Milky and King Derp.
Example: "I've never lost a fight in my life" - Joe Skinhead
This statement makes him a Derp because he has gotten his ass beat multiple times.

Example 2: Joe Skinhead brags about everything. Thinks he knows everyone in every band, Thinks he knows everything about everything, thinks knows everything about the music scene.

Example 3: Enjoys Justin Beiber but claims to be a skin.

Example 4: Fat girlfriend

Example 5: mommas boy, plus mom and girlfriend call him Derp.

Example 6: humble and working class skinhead driving his moms cadillac

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by Candrababy1991 June 25, 2011
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A word dumb children use to make themselves seem cool inside of their circle of internet friends. Although, the younger generations have already started saying this word outside of the internet making them look even more retarded than they already are.
The only example I can give is for you to go derp at yourself in the mirror.
by Goddddddd September 24, 2012
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Derp

Someone working at the supermarket who pushes around cart's.
Hey, there's a derp pushing around carts all day!
by MSTJ September 27, 2010
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Derp

Mom- did you have a nice day at school?
You- derp.
Dad- did you meet any new friends?
You- derp
by SMURFS June 24, 2015
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Derp

A common slang term, with origins stretching far into the series 'South Park', but with recent utilization in the Internet culture. The term itself can be used in a variety of situations. Often used as a substitute for ones own self in a narrative story or explanation. Also used for a verb, to describe an action.

The Internet users of this term have evolved it to encompass the female gender as well, using Derpina to represent a woman.
Noun:

Derp (I) was doing the dishes when Derpina (Girlfriend) started nagging me about missing a spot

Verb:

Yeah so I was just Derping around the other day...
by Windex King June 10, 2013
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As used to describe a person who acts like, well....like a Dumb Egotistical Retrograde Prick. Give 'em a hammer. They'll do the rest.
This guy is a total DERP.
by mtnmedic January 08, 2014
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