delis

a kid that is addicted to his phone and is great at games

“awh shittt it’s DELIS”

by pinhead123 June 8, 2019

Deli Department

An Orange cat from New Zealand who has an internet following of 24.4K members. Is considered a Sh*tweasel with a tiny head, proclivities for violence, and chewing off the whiskers of foster kittens. He is the subject of "Special wewivery! It's a dumb cat!" Members insist they are not-a-cultmunity. Deli will poo in the washing machine, bite toddlers, and attack the vacuum at every opportunity.

"Well, the sh*tweasel Deli Department is at it again, inciting violence among the chickens."

by Teffie208 July 30, 2024

Deli

Deli is a Czech chocolate bar snack. It is produced by Orion Chocolate and has 3 flavours: Nuts, Chocolate, and Pistachio.

"kámo ta deli chutnala HNUSNĚ"
"že jo"

by ASdwefvv September 3, 2023

PETER DELIS

When you have a fat hog and everyone knows and can smell it

damn i smell a PETER DELIS coming and so does my wife

by mucher101 March 16, 2022

deli slide

Deli Slide meaning sliding into a vagina while there's a menstrual cup inside the vagina.

My girlfriend is on her period so we tried a deli Slide this week.

by dagamuffinn August 22, 2023

Stinky Deli

Any small run-down delicatessen, with poor quality food and often operated by people with questionable hygiene.

I stopped going to the stinky deli next door after the health inspector gave them their third violation. That place is a real DUMP.

by Logic316usa October 5, 2009

The Deli Is Now Open

A play on words referring to someone ready to hand out there meat (Penis) to people.

Jesse: The Deli Is Now Open for business boys!

Mitchell: Please never say that again..

by Shmeat Your Maker May 24, 2018