A sexual act between partners of 1 or more involving a Viking Helmet with Horns, 2 Danish pastries and a adult Pig. The Pig does not partake in the actual act of sex, it is there strictly as an a observer.
A Danish Invasion can only be preformed with a a Viking Helmet with Horns, 2 Danish pastries and a adult Pig. The Pig does not partake in the actual act of sex, it is there strictly as an a observer. The Viking Helmet is to be worn by 1 of the participants, it does not matter which. The Danish pastries are to worn instead of condoms and the pig is set at an angle within the vicinity of the participants to observe Coidus taking place.
by Stormagedan October 26, 2013
The act of covering the testicles in Cinnamon and Icing Sugar then proceeding to place the coated testicles in the mouth of an individual.
'Barry Danish Mystery'd me the other night. I fancied pastries but we had none in'
or
'Danish Mystery - If Starbucks did teabagging'
or
'Danish Mystery - If Starbucks did teabagging'
by Sketchy001 September 24, 2015
The Danish Nasty: when you insert someone’s head into a oven and feed them cake while you’re having sex
by Manorbooo January 19, 2021
Whilst giving head the woman inserts her pinky into the mans asshole covering it with shit, she proceeds to remove her finger smearing all over the mans penis and her lips before proceeding to continue with the blowjob
Josh: Oh man I just had the kinkiest shit happen
Alec: why wtf happened
Josh: some midget just tried the Danish Lipstick in me it was whack
Alec: why wtf happened
Josh: some midget just tried the Danish Lipstick in me it was whack
by Frxnch January 14, 2021
Douch danish is the almost indescribable quality that makes you love that socially awkward friend that you insult on sight.
by megabucks January 12, 2014
When you shoot cum all over a chicks face, then sling shite all over her and make her look like a dalmation: hence a firehouse dog.
by Sheepy2310 February 13, 2012