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crag dangle

(verb) : ejaculating into someone's ear, usually a female.
Mikey crag dangled Jennifer after a long night of old fashioned sex.
by 1-800-Asian Dave August 19, 2007
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Angle Of The Dangle

The Angle of the dangle
In direct proportion to the heat of the meat
Causes the size of the rise
And the mass of the ass
To remain constant
More complete term / defintion for the angle of the dangle
by UAOF March 2, 2008
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Snap and Dangle

When you and your buddy are double teaming a bitch, one behind and one in the mouth. Whoever's hittin it doggy pulls out and snaps his condom off and dangles it above the bitches head.
Bro let’s hit this bitch with the “Snap and Dangle
by Digbick275 July 5, 2018
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Dangling Oyster

Noun. A low hanging clitoris visible when one is standing naked.
I knew Nicole was a slut when I was able to flick her dangling oyster from across the room.
by K33n August 8, 2014
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Dangled Carat

when someone is led on to think they are getting engaged, a faux engagement
No one deserves to have a dangled carat. He acted like he was going to pop the question but instead he dangled carat. Nothing is worse than a dangled carat
by Feeling Beachie November 8, 2014
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majestic dangle

Majestic dangle is the biggest your dick can look without being confused for being hard. Majestic dangle is what you want in the locker room Or doctors office.
Taking a whiz...

/looks down

“Damn my D looks juicy as fuck”

/keeps whizzing

“YOU SHALL NOW AND FOREVER BE KNOWN AS...MY MAJESTIC DANGLE!!”

//strut walks out of bathroom
by Rkelly01 October 24, 2018
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Dangle Dicking

Where you're hanging around doing nothing, when you could be up doing something productive.
Ted: What's going on Phil?
Phil: Not much just chilling on the couch.
Ted: Well stop Dangle Dicking and let's go to the gym!
Phil: Man fuck that! Dangle Dicking is where it's at!
by Slushy McFly September 3, 2012
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