crag dangle

(verb) : ejaculating into someone's ear, usually a female.

Mikey crag dangled Jennifer after a long night of old fashioned sex.

by 1-800-Asian Dave August 19, 2007

Angle Of The Dangle

The Angle of the dangle
In direct proportion to the heat of the meat
Causes the size of the rise
And the mass of the ass
To remain constant

More complete term / defintion for the angle of the dangle

by UAOF March 2, 2008

Snap and Dangle

When you and your buddy are double teaming a bitch, one behind and one in the mouth. Whoever's hittin it doggy pulls out and snaps his condom off and dangles it above the bitches head.

Bro let’s hit this bitch with the “Snap and Dangle”

by Digbick275 July 5, 2018

Dangling Oyster

Noun. A low hanging clitoris visible when one is standing naked.

I knew Nicole was a slut when I was able to flick her dangling oyster from across the room.

by K33n August 8, 2014

Dangled Carat

when someone is led on to think they are getting engaged, a faux engagement

No one deserves to have a dangled carat. He acted like he was going to pop the question but instead he dangled carat. Nothing is worse than a dangled carat

by Feeling Beachie November 8, 2014

majestic dangle

Majestic dangle is the biggest your dick can look without being confused for being hard. Majestic dangle is what you want in the locker room Or doctors office.

Taking a whiz...

/looks down

“Damn my D looks juicy as fuck”

/keeps whizzing

“YOU SHALL NOW AND FOREVER BE KNOWN AS...MY MAJESTIC DANGLE!!”

//strut walks out of bathroom

by Rkelly01 October 24, 2018

Dangle Dicking

Where you're hanging around doing nothing, when you could be up doing something productive.

Ted: What's going on Phil?
Phil: Not much just chilling on the couch.
Ted: Well stop Dangle Dicking and let's go to the gym!
Phil: Man fuck that! Dangle Dicking is where it's at!

by Slushy McFly September 3, 2012