by 1-800-Asian Dave August 19, 2007

The Angle of the dangle
In direct proportion to the heat of the meat
Causes the size of the rise
And the mass of the ass
To remain constant
In direct proportion to the heat of the meat
Causes the size of the rise
And the mass of the ass
To remain constant
by UAOF March 2, 2008

When you and your buddy are double teaming a bitch, one behind and one in the mouth. Whoever's hittin it doggy pulls out and snaps his condom off and dangles it above the bitches head.
by Digbick275 July 5, 2018

by K33n August 8, 2014

No one deserves to have a dangled carat. He acted like he was going to pop the question but instead he dangled carat. Nothing is worse than a dangled carat
by Feeling Beachie November 8, 2014

Majestic dangle is the biggest your dick can look without being confused for being hard. Majestic dangle is what you want in the locker room Or doctors office.
Taking a whiz...
/looks down
“Damn my D looks juicy as fuck”
/keeps whizzing
“YOU SHALL NOW AND FOREVER BE KNOWN AS...MY MAJESTIC DANGLE!!”
//strut walks out of bathroom
/looks down
“Damn my D looks juicy as fuck”
/keeps whizzing
“YOU SHALL NOW AND FOREVER BE KNOWN AS...MY MAJESTIC DANGLE!!”
//strut walks out of bathroom
by Rkelly01 October 24, 2018

Ted: What's going on Phil?
Phil: Not much just chilling on the couch.
Ted: Well stop Dangle Dicking and let's go to the gym!
Phil: Man fuck that! Dangle Dicking is where it's at!
Phil: Not much just chilling on the couch.
Ted: Well stop Dangle Dicking and let's go to the gym!
Phil: Man fuck that! Dangle Dicking is where it's at!
by Slushy McFly September 3, 2012
