Dakota

A total jackass. He has no cock. If he does have one, then you will need a magnifying glass to see it. Maybe even a microscope. He sucks cock. He is also known as a she-male. The person everyone looks at and immediately throws up. He bangs old ladies with his fingers.

Police: It's him! The guy who bangs old ladies with his fingers!

Dakota: Oh no! They finally found me! Fuck you!

Police: Wow, he is a total jackass!

by Black Ops Master December 15, 2010

Dakota

Dakota is gross. Very disgusting individual. Flys love her. And so do lonely homeless men.

Hey look its Dakota with someone else's panties on.

by 1 pissed off momma September 10, 2019

Dakota

A bitch nigga who can't pull hoes and pays them to act like they like him a the type of guy to appear offline and play pussy games

(Person 1)Hey you see that guy over there sucking a dick

(Person 2) ya must be a Dakota

by The-professor$ July 9, 2019

Dakota

a lazy ass that always winges and has a small cock he never gets the girls and is seen as a bogan by all!

(wow, he is gay)(must be a )(dakota!)

by dhlp February 15, 2017

Dakota

Dakota is a faggot ass fuckboy who dates your sister and when he is not with her he takes dick in his ass just for the fun of it and the only thing he is good at is catching dick in his ass.

Why is Dakota faggot ass here.

by Andrew aurtor October 22, 2016

Dakota

A over confidant fuck boy who everyone hates and wants to die. His wiliness to live sucks all balls this fucker is infuriating

Fucker die hole dick sucking Dakota

by Richard Diracho February 16, 2017

Dakota

The name of a wannabe emo child that constantly texts you, even if you don't answer. Dakotas are metrosexual, even sometimes bisexual. They often wear emo jeans and constantly complain about nothing. Often says they are suicidal when they really won't ever kill themselves.

You see that depressing guy over there?
Yeah, he must be a Dakota.

by Antonio Cohen January 8, 2012