alpha cuckold

The alpha cuckold, is a dominant boyfriend/husband who willingly encourages his wife to sleep with other people because it brings him pleasure, but contrary to the accepted definition of cuckold does not enjoy any form of humiliation and has a direct say in who his wife sleeps with and when. The term is synonymous with stag husband. The girlfriend/wife of the alpha cuckold is sometimes referred to as the vixen.

Angie loves when her alpha cuckold shares her with other bulls.

by acouple17 December 5, 2018

The Customer is King

A corporate cliche meaning that the direction of a business is ultimately determined by its customers. The business is compelled to sell products and services that customers want/need, at a price they are willing to pay, and provide an acceptable level of service, otherwise customers will look elsewhere and they will not make money.

It does not, as many people believe, mean that individual customers are always right, or that the business should be compelled to pander towards the whims of these individual customers. It is only the aggregate needs of all potential customers that need to be fulfilled.

If you don't think that sandwich is worth $6 then buy lunch elsewhere. The customer is king.

by PiemasterUK February 18, 2011

cuckolded

Cheated on. Had your spouse or mate be unfaithful to you.

I was cuckolded by my wife and my best friend.

by xono November 23, 2013

Death in custody

What happens to black people after they've been arrested by the metropolitan police but even when an inquest records a verdict of unlawful killing, no policemen are ever convicted (because criminal charges are assesed based on evidence gathered by, you've guessed it...the police!)

'sarge, I just beat a nigger to death in the cells. But he had it coming, he was giving me lip. Or he would have done if I hadn't hit him first, you know what they are like'

'don't worry son, I'll have to gather the evidence myself and of course i won't find any *wink wink* and of course there were no witnesses in this busy police station were there'

by Ben Dover of the Yard April 23, 2004

customers

see cunt

Internet customers are cunts.

by Bob Garbelozzi December 17, 2003

Cuckold Dick

1. The very small useless cock of a cuckold and in most cases is kept in a chastity cage. Its existence is merely to allow the cuckold to urinate and also as a symbol of his humiliation for having an inadequate cock.
2. Dick that is kept in a chastity cage so the male is unable to cheat or masterbate.

Chad Sales puts his cuckold dick in a cage so his wife can fuck other men in front oh him.

Lil Sean got a cuckold dick because he got caught cheating on baby D and now she threw away the key so hes stuck wearing it. ROFL

by Last_EVer_FirstName_Greatest June 28, 2010

customer crush

your favorite daily customer who comes into the store AT LEAST once a day who you look forward to seeing so much you show up to your shift!
(mostly applies to the partners at Starbucks!) :)

alex: guess who came in last night when you werent closing?

mish: grande mocha??!!!

alex: duh! the customer crush of your life!

by mish5253 October 8, 2008