(noun)
Jerky curtains are the cross between beef curtains and beef jerky
they are when someone with beef curtains goes swimming in the sea, then goes sunbathing. thereby salting and drying the beef curtains to make jerky curtains.
much like beef jerky, (a tasty salted and dried beef snack)
Jerky curtains are the cross between beef curtains and beef jerky
they are when someone with beef curtains goes swimming in the sea, then goes sunbathing. thereby salting and drying the beef curtains to make jerky curtains.
much like beef jerky, (a tasty salted and dried beef snack)
bro she's got jerky curtains, that shit must be like sandpaper
shes obviously been too long in the bed, then on the beach, shes got jerky curtains
shes obviously been too long in the bed, then on the beach, shes got jerky curtains
by akmeid April 10, 2010
Get the Jerky Curtainsmug. A long strip of toilet paper covering the opening between stall wall and bathroom top to bottom so that anyone walking by cannot peak in.
by 6fa6e8dd24a387 May 28, 2008
Get the TP Curtainmug. by TeeDizzle January 20, 2011
Get the Booty curtainmug. Use the curtain floss at the super 8 in colombus ohio when they change their rates after "BOB" the towel head told us one rate and charged us another.
by jeremy smith January 11, 2006
Get the curtain flossmug. A guy who, after participating in sexual intercourse with another, and discretly walks over to the curtain and cleans the slime off of his dick, then leaves never to return.
Sally, watch out for that Brooks, I never knew he was a curtain bandit, until I found the mess he left on my bedroom curtains.
by Kevin Vandam July 1, 2007
Get the curtain banditmug. by moe March 22, 2004
Get the meat curtainsmug. Ass curtains refers to when an asshole is so worn out from over use as in anal penetration ass curtains develop like roast beef curtains for vaginas.
by Haywood J July 18, 2006
Get the ass curtainsmug.