A baseball team from Chicago Illinios, with a classic home feild known as Wrigly, famous for it's ivy on the walls in the outfeild. The team it's self is quite terrible, and haven't won a wold series since the stone age. If they ever come close, there's always someone to blame it on when we fuck up weather it's be a fan or damn goat or something else retarted that it totally and completly unrealted the sport of baseball. Nicknamed the lovable losers for their blowness at it. Also have the greatist fans in the sport, and some like to poke fun at them when they're frusterated with their preformance lately........
Chicago Cubs Fan #1: Hey did we win today?
Chicago Cubs Fan #2: No, their picther had a complete game, no hitter.
Chicago Cubs Fan #1: Holy shit!! Who was it???
Chicago Cubs Fan #2: Some single A call up.
Chicago Cubs Fan #3: What the hell..ooh well, we had a 3 game winning streak going anyways, I was starting to feel uncomfortable
Chicago Cubs Fans # 1&2: Word.
Chicago Cubs Fan #2: No, their picther had a complete game, no hitter.
Chicago Cubs Fan #1: Holy shit!! Who was it???
Chicago Cubs Fan #2: Some single A call up.
Chicago Cubs Fan #3: What the hell..ooh well, we had a 3 game winning streak going anyways, I was starting to feel uncomfortable
Chicago Cubs Fans # 1&2: Word.
by i dont want a name. August 31, 2005
A small female who resembles a bear cub, often purring, tugging at others while drunk, and stumbling around like a small cub. Often, these cubs are found very cute by the opposite sex, and they pride themselves on their ability to lure in men with their cuteness just as baby cubs do to everyone who sees them.
Note: these cubs frequently ask "am i a baby cub?" to fellow females.
Note: these cubs frequently ask "am i a baby cub?" to fellow females.
She's being such a cub right now, all cute and laying on the floor like a helpless bear cub. I love that Baby Cub"
by Eskimo #3 September 28, 2010
by Herman D. Optional August 01, 2004
Basically F*@#ed up furry child porn. Mainly viewed and created by messed up 60 year olds (or lonely horny teenagers).
It is basically a legal version of child pornography, but where all the characters are animated.
It is basically a legal version of child pornography, but where all the characters are animated.
Tom - "Hey mate, whatcha up to?"
Alex- "Just browsing through some cub porn"
Tom - "WTF is that??"
Alex- "Its basically, furry, legal child porn!"
Tom- "Sweet! Count me in"
Alex- "Just browsing through some cub porn"
Tom - "WTF is that??"
Alex- "Its basically, furry, legal child porn!"
Tom- "Sweet! Count me in"
by Bpgaseos01 November 21, 2017
Person who follows every fad and trend, thinking it makes them hip, and gives them a group to identify with.
Interchangable with "jimmy buffet fan".
Interchangable with "jimmy buffet fan".
"You want to get something to eat?"
"Sure. Where?"
"There's a new cupcake place on Clark."
"Quit being such a cubs fan, and let's get a burger across the street."
"Sure. Where?"
"There's a new cupcake place on Clark."
"Quit being such a cubs fan, and let's get a burger across the street."
by chibob441 December 18, 2011
The most understanding and loyal of the major sports fan considering that there are only three of this group that were alive the last time the Chicago team actually won the World Series in 1908.
The group is a hard core collection of roughians, rogues, and businessmen and women alike; as all people sharing the common bond of character and low expectation.
These fans often extend good sportsmanship given the fact that winning, especially late in the season is unlikely.
Great people to drink beer with.
The group is a hard core collection of roughians, rogues, and businessmen and women alike; as all people sharing the common bond of character and low expectation.
These fans often extend good sportsmanship given the fact that winning, especially late in the season is unlikely.
Great people to drink beer with.
That girl is hot, and a season-ticket holding cubs fan... I think I'm going to ask her out in October when she has nothing to do.
by jester May 16, 2003
by BabyFrog August 10, 2011