Crumps

When you have all diseases known to mankind such as: aids, poverty, foreign accent syndrome and ligma

Person: Yo its Hoang he's got crumps
DJ Domalaon: Yeah man he's got crumps fr

by greenlipasepyramid February 22, 2023

The Crump

When you have a spicy dump, perhaps after a bad curry and the ring is sore af afterwards and is res raw after which can be sore for days.
A Shrivelled red and sore butthole.

Originating from Newcastle UK

“Jack, you coming out to the pub lad?”

“Nahh alan, ive got the crump.”

by GeordieRepresent October 19, 2023

crump

Verb, the act of treading upon freshly lain snow.

I had to crump through last night's snowfall.

by canis fortunatus February 9, 2017

Crump

To crump a piece of paper. When you squish the piece of paper together it makes a Crump crump crump noise.

Wow jennifer you really crumped the paper
Damn that paper sounds like crump.

by Crump god November 14, 2022

Crump

To bust some ass

“I’m about to crump it up!”

by BDougie November 20, 2019

crump-hole

nickname for a hard hit or a great blow

oh i got fully crump-holed last night, im sore

by leila arrow December 14, 2020

Crump

A word used usually around Queen Anne county high school meaning fuck all admins we smokin no matter what

Man A-why is there crump wrote on the bathroom
Jonas- cuz we crump

by F*CK THE FEDS March 29, 2023