croc cock

A really big dick.

"I heard Tiny Tim has a small penis." "No way dude, he's got a Croc Cock"

by true2lifetenor1 September 20, 2013

croc flap

A croc flap is not unlike the strap on the comfy, stylish yet affordable croc gardening shoe. Under the surface however a croc flap is a bitch that really "gets under your girdle." The croc flap is almost like a hang nail in the sense that it is not completely bothersome but still potent enough for you to raise up and holler "Hey GUURL hey" get out-o-my-damn BizNASS, slut.

I was at the mall the other day trying on a pair of shoes and right when I walked over to that little shoe mirror some "croc flap" walked right in front of me. Who does that "croc flap" thing she is? Oprah mother-fuckin' Winfrey? I would like to know.

A croc flap: a cunty bitch that can't let bygones be bygones.

by Jeff Walters May 6, 2008

Knit Crocs

Crocs that can only be bought at target.

Hey whats your major? I know it cant be fashion, you are wearing knit crocs.

by John Jacob Dole Bowl December 5, 2011

raw croc

When a male has unprotected sex while his genitalia is chafed, has eczema, or some other condition in which his skin is rough and leathery.

Phil told me he gave her the raw croc, even though he had blisters on his dick.

by The_Pyrrhonist December 28, 2021

Croc Top

Croc Top is a severe condition in which the patient suffers from chronic attraction to suburban american white girls. Such as girls named Mallory or Heather who played forld hockey in high school.

Adrian was experiencing a serious bout of Croc Top our first night out back at the bar.

by Mudslide James May 8, 2021

Croc on the riverbank

This occurs when a turd is released and falls short of its intended target, thus remaining semi-submerged in water on the inside of the toilet bowl,replicating a crocodile on the riverbank.

Judging by the slide marks I'd say somebody left a croc on the riverbank.

by Funk-4:20 September 13, 2015

croc-chow

A word used to define crocs that look like Lightning McQueen, a popular pixar character.
It is based off of Lightning's go-to catchphrase Kachow

Hey nice shoes!

What these? These are just my croc-chows!

I hope you die in your sleep

by radioturtle December 29, 2017