when you dont wanna be gay anymore so you sign a legends contract which allows you to be gay every now and then
"hey John im tryna suck you dick" "nah u gay" "its fine im on a legends contract" "oh oh mb bro i thought you was on that gay shit" "nah i aint on that gay shit"
by Kjizzlekjt March 13, 2021
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me and my mate did a blood contract where we would swear to never bum bum choo choo chocolate tunnel if you know what i mean ;)
by dsquared&hdog June 8, 2021
Get the blood contract mug.When an individual needs to urgently pass a stool with no restrooms in sight leading to contractions of the pucker from resisting the urge to soil ones pants.
Man, I was stuck in traffic and desperately needed to go number two. It was so urgent that I experienced pucker contractions like when you use a muscle stimulator. Thankfully, I found an offramp and a restroom at a gas station.
by Mr. Dirty Thumb August 1, 2025
Get the Pucker Contraction mug.The use of movies, TV, or books, referencing a specific character and scene, which can be used as a detailed example of what is being described. The use of life contractions can significantly expand the description of a particular situation without the need to explain the details. Making the conversation more involved with less spoken words.
Examples of a life contractions:
He stated, "I will beat you like what 'The Hulk' did to 'Thor'."
She said, "I wanna do some things from 'Fifty Shades of Gray'."
"It felt like the last cannonball 'Homer' took in the guts."
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by it_only_took_5 December 23, 2018
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Hym "You're not winning anything and even if you do you're not getting your souls back because that isn't how any of that works. The contract has been fulfilled."
by Hym Iam November 3, 2025
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"Na, I saw her grinding on some fool last night, she got her contract dropped on the spot."
"Na, I saw her grinding on some fool last night, she got her contract dropped on the spot."
by Bodafugachi January 23, 2009
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