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Traffic Cone

A firefighter, usually a volunteer, who shows up to scenes off duty and is completely useless. This is the firefighter who is so useless they are given simple tasks such as traffic control and they end up shutting down a highway as if they were just a traffic cone.

This term can also apply to other types of situations such as when the paramedics show up to someone's house and the traffic cone shows up and awkwardly stands in the corner of the room with his firefighter t-shirt and homemade denim shorts.
That traffic cone caused a traffic jam by just standing in the middle of the road.

We were trying to carry the patient out of the house on the cot but the traffic cone was standing in the doorway.
by TheZippo September 28, 2019
mugGet the Traffic Conemug.

Cone-or-bone

After consuming a gross but filling meal in a college cafeteria, a student must attempt to locate cones for ice cream- if none are found, he/she must get action from (bone) someone of the opposite sex within 24 hours.
"Dude, were there any cones left?"

"Nope, looks like imma have to nail that blonde over by the salad bar givin' me the eye"

"Ah, your loyalty to cone-or-bone is incredible"
by nudedude69 September 30, 2009
mugGet the Cone-or-bonemug.

Bologna cone

Bologna Cones: Abnormally large nipples on enormous tits.
"She's got some big bologna cones" "Did you see those bologna cones?" "Her nipples are so big they look like bologna cones" "I'd lick her bologna cones!" "I could make a sandwich out of those bologna cones!"
by Bologna Cones July 1, 2017
mugGet the Bologna conemug.

chop cone

Chop cones
A chop cone consists of 2 elements, tobacco and weed. The user will generally mix and chop it up at a ratio one is comfortable with. The chop cone can also have severe impacts on memory, leaving you dizzy and nautious if you aren't used to the spin. So be aware kids
Sup G, got a chop cone?
Yea g, just gotta mull up eah
by Boroe January 1, 2018
mugGet the chop conemug.

Fluffy Cone

When you jizz in a girl's pony tail, hold it up, and eat the jizz off like an ice cream cone.
Man 1: Dude, I went to go superman dis hoe, but I missed and got it in her pony tail, and she made me hold it up and lick it off.
Man 2: Gross! That's called a fluffy cone!
by glnlego November 26, 2009
mugGet the Fluffy Conemug.

Elbow Cone

Verb: The act of using all of the fingers to form a ring with the thumb, essentially a cone shape, and to cup it onto another's elbow.
Andrew: ELBOW CONE!
John Smith: *Straightens arm*
Andrew: *Pinches weenis* Weenis Pull!
John Smith: Damn you got me.
by ChewyNooby June 16, 2011
mugGet the Elbow Conemug.

Cone of Death

A term used to describe the predicted path of a hurricane. Derived from the consistantly inaccurate weather forecasts.
NOAA cited the Cone of Death for hurricane Ivan to be pretty much all of Florida
by JimboTheMagnifico September 23, 2004
mugGet the Cone of Deathmug.

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