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comfort dump

Pooping just enough to relieve your rectum from being in pain. A Comfort Dump may be used to squeeze out just enough poo so as to relieve discomfort or to buy time until the pooper can make it home or to a more comfortable setting for a truly satisfying dymp.
I took a quick road side comfort dump until I could make it home to unload a real poo.
by RealDollParts February 11, 2017
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comforting snail

The use of one's thumb to comfort someone when they are upset. The comforter applies their thumb in a comforting circular motion to the comfortee's upper arm, usually whilst saying "comforting snail" to avoid unnecessary confusion. The circular motion is created using the joint of the thumb - not the arm.
The concept is akin to "awkward turtle".

The level of comfort provided by comforting snail is very versatile and can be used in almost any situation. Avoid bereavements.
Charlotte: Ohh no i just dropped my fork!
Wendy: *Comforting snail*
by Tnetennba:) June 30, 2011
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built for comfort

a lady you could saddle up and ride all night. soft and round.
That girl's tits are built for comfort, man.

If I put on Titanic now, I might be done with her by the time it's over.
by queef tastahz February 24, 2009
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Global Comfortabling

In the looming face of global warming, not everyone is afraid. Some folks, namely those living in colder regions of the globe, welcome this global warming with open arms. This has lead to global comfortabling being the preferred euphemism in those regions.
I never thought that March could be so nice. Thanks global comfortabling.
by tastycat April 2, 2007
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Comfort Couple

A comfort couple is a couple, which can be from a TV Show, game, book etc makes you feel safe and happy when upset, sad, down etc.
Delena from The Vampire Diaries is my #1 comfort couple”
by Randomcat September 26, 2021
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comfortably numb

one of the best pink floyd songs. from the wall album. its lyrics are mystifying and powerful and the guitar solos (especially the second one) are enough to give major goosebumps.. and make you want to go insane..
Dude 1: hey man whats a good song to kill yourself to?

Dude 2: well, if it were me, i would want to go out with comfortably numb..
by br71488 May 5, 2009
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